Gay man in a dark green jacket with a velvet red sash, being hugged by a cast member during a production of Macbeth.

Throwback to 25 years ago, in costume to play Macbeth.

TV Buddha is a video sculpture by Nam June Paik first produced in 1974, but exists in multiple versions. In the work, a Buddha statue watches an image of itself on a TV screen. The screen's image is produced by a live video camera trained on the Buddha statue.

I use technology in order to hate it properly

- Nam June Paik

Why did I always want to see them all together as a kid

I’m sending train goblins to help (imaginary)

literally gasped - how the hell

Tying to kill whatever decided to afflict me with a warm bath and some meds, so it’s knees and thighs poking out above bath water with some dwindling bubbles. The faucet continues to judge me.

🛁

🥵😲🫠

Need a hand?

All they’re missing is some wood

This is a VIEW

Okay but what’s your favorite of the weird smells

Bertha???

(Trying to conjure this into reality for you)

This feels like you deserve, at the very least, cumshot videos with sound once it’s all over with.

Right? Imma Schoolhouse Rocks this idea into a bill so it can become a lawwww

See, I had this grand vision when I was living in the UK that we should do ours through PBS so it wouldn’t be swayed by industry money and could be truly representative of diverse music communities around the country. It would work!

Those thighs 🥵

Congratulations on your girth!

After several days of low libido, this morning has decided to hit me like a horny freight train.

For no reason!

The drive is actually kind of pleasant too (my buddies and I go on Arby’s road trips every blue moon).

And they’re always in the way for some reason??

That rain really just came out of nowhere, didn't it? I thought we were largely done for the day

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

My buddy and I have made a tradition of reading through it to try and find the strangest candidate statements.

Priorities, clearly

The dream 🤩

Draaag herrrr

Sitting in my car singing along to 4 Non Blondes’ “What’s Up?” while it rains heavily because sure why not

Sure- I’ll bite.