I was like “wait did I get banned” 😭😭😭

I am so damn lucky I’ve been friends with my BFFs since kindergarten so going on 25 years. Going to Atlanta to visit bff and my fiancé says I’m lucky and I’m like yes but that’s also how you keep friends!

Update he did not eat any of them he is a docile boi

I am nice but I guess I have to be the biggest bitch in the world to get anything done around here. On it

Screenshot of Spotify “The Man” by Taylor Swift

Getting to that point in my law career where I’m feeling like I need to change my name to John to get a response out of anybody and listening to this on repeat

Euphoria is literally supposed to be a show about teens struggling with drugs, sex, and loss and Sam Levinson has turned it into his disgusting fetish spank bank. I can’t.

Giveon had the best set today that man’s voice is angelic

Beychella set my expectations too high for the rest of my life

Justin Bieber at Coachella is me drunkenly showing my friends videos that are important to me

Justin’s entire performance is giving apology tour to Hailey

I might forget about this and not do it. But I might not and actually do it so no one steal this.

Gonna write an anthropological thesis on Sabrina Carpenter as a new hobby

Jk it says crime. Love that.

And yes I use Amazon bc it’s an unfortunate if not unavoidable tool of modern commerce but I’m still going to shit on anyone that cucks for Bezos

Julian Casablancas wearing a shirt that says “Prime” for Amazon Prime on Coachella main stage is absolutely fucking embarrassing. You blow it all and taking paychecks from daddy Bezos or??

Lovingly you might be crazy 🫶🏼

“Trump’s talks fail on nuclear weapons” remember when he literally didn’t have to do that cause it was fine before he ruined it

Remember when Obama literally made a deal with Iran on nuclear weapons and Trump tore it up during his first term and then started a war during his second term

Was I the only one confused and didn’t think that was the actual end

Taylor’s gotta be coming out, she wore “The Sabrina” skirt meshki 2 days ago like cmon

Sabrina’s chairs? Is she trolling Taylor or is Taylor gonna come out

Sabrina got the Louboutin memo from Taylor

I get the performance. But also. It’s not a scene. It’s Coachella. Sing.

Sabrina Wood? Taylor where? 👀

I don’t think anything in the world will beat Lady Gaga or Beyoncé’s Coachella

Coachella is live streamed? I’m glad other people pay a billion dollars for it and I can enjoy it for free lmfao

A betta fish among foliage staring at a blurry blue dream shrimp resting on a piece of driftwood

My betta staring at his new blue dream shrimp tank mate like 🧐🤨

A betta fish among foliage staring at a blurry blue dream shrimp resting on a piece of driftwood

My betta staring at his new blue dream shrimp tank mate like 🧐🤨

Do republicans watch the Avatar franchise and it’s just totally lost on them or

How does it feel to live my dream