When someone steals my sandwich:

these all look like goons from Italian Spider-Man

it's a rally point for his posse

one nation, under God, because he's fucking us

I cast spell of erectile dysfunction make a saving throw

every dad in America biting their nails in anticipation of a pun that's also a gotcha

well you're not supposed to fuck them

I'm more concerned about the razor sharp claws, crazy tree climber grip strength, and two thumbs on each forepaw.

lasers, 8 o'clock, day one!

because one of them is real

fuck

the Mullah wants us all to have lots of $€¥ apparently

it's fun bc every time he poops himself he says something like "i really shouldn't be president" or "I'm not going to go to heaven"

If I ended 8 wars and they didn’t give me the Nobel Peace Prize, I’d shit my pants all the time too

can you plot this on a graph for us?

Your homework for today is to go home, lay out all your kitchen knives so that they are all within easy reach, drop a fuckton of acid, boot up YouTube, and search for "Vic Berger" and just see where the night takes you

Disney really didn't need to lovingly render every vein on his little bear dick, so who can blame them?

I had a feeling he was as cool as he seems

legos that bleed

the ineffable

there is only one

it would be extremely funny if President Trump died in the middle of giving Bibi the Clinton treatment

maybe just the text

the "bees" scene from wicker man but it's Scott Baio and a load of diaper wasps

Median family income in the US increased from $10,000 in 1971 to $106,000 today, a 10x increase.

However, the median cost of homes increased from $25,000 to $445,000, a 17x increase.

And the average cost of healthcare per person increased from $350 to $14,600, a 42x increase.

THIS IS INSANE.

why does Ben Shapiro's new mustache look like he tried to eat a hot dog shaped turd hamburger style?

Gregk Foley has one of the best voices in podcasting. Listen to @bloodwork.show

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yeah dude it sucks. each one capitalizes my first name, doesn't capitalize my last, claims to be the nephew. it has his yearbook photo. it even ends with an "I miss you!".

I'm not going to post the full text or screen grab it for obvious reasons but this shit is depressing.

I have a young nephew who lives in Florida, and Florida education is so shit and underfunded that his school regularly sends me email spam begging for donations as my nephew. Stealing a little boy's voice to beg his relatives for cash. We are a fucking joke as a nation.