There's a physics lesson in there somewhere

Just putting them on

Occupational hazard haha

Every day is leg day 😭🤣

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...on a good night in the Castro

That's what we're doing now. I guess we'll have to come up with another euphemism.

Ebay listing for a pair of women's Hollister jeans, titled "Vintage Ladies, Girls Blue Jeans, Hollister, Size 0, Nice Jeans, Pants, Nice Sex"

It's way way too late in the game to keep taking the high road

Happy pride to u pimps

Don’t check the comments on corporate pride posts
Don’t check the comments on corporate pride posts
Don’t check the comments on corporate pride posts
Don’t check the comments on corporate pride posts

Black and white image of the painting "Red Dust" by George Quaintance from Wikipedia showing a shirtless cowboy wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a cowboy hat holding a coiled rope with several horses in the background.

Full color image of the same painting where the cowboy's bulge in his jeans is clearly visible.

Interesting how @wikipedia.org chose to sanitize this George Quaintance painting.

...and I STILL trust Waymos more than bicyclists

Totally this! Cf. his recent stance on Trans rights, his forcing the state workers to 4 days despite proven lack of real estate and detrimental effects on the environment and traffic.

Wait till you find out about the Coppertone girl.

Me at work in the office wearing a grey shirt with the Grindr logo and name printed on the top left.

Wearing my Grindr shirt to the office today. Let's see if anybody notices

I don't lift heavy
I don't rep quick and fas'
I go to the gym
To...

New red Chucks, who dis?
...and they're already scuffed up from the motorcycle gear lever.

I actually bought this old pair back in the 80s, back when Chucks were considered "affordable sneakers"

Good thing I wear a lot of "sonscreen"

I'd already done the hard work of getting them past my thighs!

Per Google translate, it "doubles as a douche and touch," which I believe means it also works as a dildo.

"I learned back in my teens
There's no point in protestin'
If you look good in tight jeans
That's what they'll want you dressed in."
-Nancy, from Groundhog Day The Musical

April 29th is #NationalZipperDay!

Have you thanked your zipper recently?

My local RuPaul expert says that she says that if you don't know what to do with your hands, put them in an upside down heart shape ۵

I can't multitask, so this proved more annoying than helpful while doing the adductor/abductor machine.

Barbell rows. Bent over barbell rows. Bent over.

#posteriorchain

Didn't Lucas use the Alameda Tube too for some scenes (I'm not talking about the climax scenes in the newly-built Transbay Tube)?

Give him a break! Those OCC guys work 19 hour shifts, worse than a Purdue chicken factory. They're the reason BART can't run 24 hours.

Me at the gym doing a deadlift with a smirk on my face, wearing a tank top with a cartoon of a unicorn with rainbow colored hair also doing a dead lift with the same smirk on his face.

when life imitates shirt

Probably the only good thing about Yelp is the ability to do this.

Like the term "twink," jiggle is a mindset!