Rolex debtors/the colourful sweaters

Two Magicians Warn the Supreme Court About Junk Science

“I am carny trash. I am uneducated. If you want to say I have a position of expertise, it is that I have lied to people onstage and gotten them to believe it. And I think I could do what that police officer did.” @adamliptak.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/u...

@thepressbox.bsky.social NOT a candidate for Strained Pun Headline

‘Oh my God, did someone accuse me of killing my mom?’ Rachel Waters gave morphine to her dying mother to ease her in her final hours. Then came the murder charge

‘Oh my God, did someone accuse me of killing my mom?’

Let me guess - Antofagasta? Tom Emmer finally succeeded in getting them access to the Boundary Waters.

Conan’s cold open was disappointing and monologue was painful. Why can’t the broadcast match the quality of the nominated films?

Dude it’s Another One Battle After Another or One Battle After Another 2: Electric Boogaloo

Did you see my post?

It’s about damn time

a man in a suit and tie is smiling and wearing a pin on his lapel . Alt: Tim Curry in a suit and tie is smiling and wearing a pin on his lapel .

Wrong photo dumbass

The leader, or any citizen, yes.

I respect the argument that NYT has better sourcing in Israel than in Iran. But realistically, aren’t they relying on what the state says in both cases? How would the reporters in Israel actually know who fired missiles that landed there? And are they rushing to local hospitals to count bodies?

@angrystaffer.bsky.social @muellershewrote.com Is there a better pic than this? Photos of Wiles elsewhere suggest this is a fitness tracker, not an Apple Watch. (Perhaps still a security breach, but still)

NYT headline: “Trump calls for overthrow of government”

NYT might as well make this their permanent header.

Can’t wait to see Rubio/Trump declare war on Cuba for killing US citizens on a speedboat. Cuba’s version of the story makes it much more justifiable than any of the “drug boats” we’ve been exploding: 1) in Cuban waters; 2) speedboat opened fire first; 3) they rescued the survivors.

Was it in your hand? Because that would be AWESOME

Don’t forget the “the guy’s not real” airplane woman

All parking ramps at MSP marked “full” this morning except Silver? Is something going on, or are they really that busy?

a woman in a pink dress is dancing on a stage . ALT: a woman in a pink dress is dancing on a stage .

The OG bad bunny

The Vikings have entered the chat

Split screen of Kristi Noem with and without makeup

Dang she wears a lot of makeup

Super Bowl Visitors Find San Francisco Better Than Its Apocalyptic Image

NYT: We Talked to Some Dumbasses

And vice versa!

That sucks, but while you have time, get my Steam Deck sent out plz

That was six big deals ago.

This is yet another case where we never thought we’d need a “referee,” so we don’t have one. “Hey, the president is clearly implicated in these crimes.” “Yep.” “Should we - tell somebody?”

Minneapolis — Heavyweight In part one, Jonathan and his wife, Emily, check in. In part two, the story of a family forced into hiding after an ICE shooting. Places to donate: Yamelis’s GoFundMe Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota...

Apologies if this has already been shared. The most effective piece of journalism I’ve encountered since this all began. overcast.fm/+ABNzfizGF2Y

Hi, I’m Hjalmar! Funny story - my grandma told my mom she always wanted a grandkid named after her mother, Hilma. “Hjalmar is the male equivalent,” she noted.

Drew’s feed has been a damn rollercoaster ever since the NYT thing