"it was eventually filled to the brim with urine topped by a layer of sick" is a level of detail most sports journalists can only dream of achieving

Me, after adding myself as manager of Man City, on the first day of the National C coaching course

#FM26

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Is it just me where every club's league history graph looks like this 4-5 seasons after I leave?

Analysing why I played with a defensive tactic and lost 5-0

Me playing FM24 today

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My player 30 mins into my first #FM26 match when I accidentally make them play AML in possession and RB out of possession

£16 to ship to the UK

Me waiting for 4th November

Inbox showing I started a new job at 09:19 and was told off by the board at 09:47 for exiting the cup 5 days ago

Ned shouting at Lenny "we're very disappointed that you failed to reach the latter stages of the DFB-Pokal!"

Lenny saying "hey, I've only been here a few minutes, what's going on?"

FM24 save loading screen with the game status "Your relationship has now expired" after 17+ days of playing

Ragged Homer seeking refuge in the treehouse with FM24 playing on his laptop

Surprised it didn't respawn in Varsa Baalim

Both goalkeepers having to come off injured 37 minutes into a match

Homer screaming

Me telling new Football Manager players about Taribo West

A 15-year old Football Manager newgen with a stubble beard

Kearney in school assembly using an electric shaver

Leonard Nimoy saying "well, my work is done here"

Barney saying "what do you mean your work is done? You didn't do anything"

Leonard Nimoy saying "didn't I?"

Leonard Nimoy teleporting away

When your Director of Football retires having had zero responsibilities for the past 5 seasons