"how are you going to get rid of it?" - parent the second they see my crt

Pokemon anime girl with red hair and boots

Wait so this girl was called Zoe and is basically my vibe. Universe was trying to tell me something.

2000s Internet had weird ads like "free smilies" and "YOU ARE THE 10000TH VISITOR CLICK HERE" with no adblock tho so it wasnt perfect either.

a girl injects estrogen while a blonde girl sitting next to her watches with mouth agape the blond girl says "holy crap!! your parents let you inject female sex hormones??" the other girl replies, "yeah, they say it's better i get it from them than from the streets" the blonde girl says "so fucking rad" end

Pokemon company changing "starter" to "first partner Pokémon". Makes me sick. Revising history. Clouding truth.

I search on youtube makeup tutorials and how to DIY sew skirts

Youtube recommendations:
HOW TO SHAPE YOUR BEARD TO LOOK MORE MASCULINE

Forgot I even used this website. omo

Gotta learn a accent in secret to confuse online friends when I meet them IRL.

I should Sell my quest 3 I only used twice.

"AWe man I dont wanna play world of warcraft right now, feels like im wasting my life away"

*sits on youtube for 4 hours*

i am once again recreating my OC

im gay

Me ripping up my drivers license so my mother cant try and make me be her personal taxi every second of every day I am not at work.

Stress is going to consume my flesh.

Yes in fact games should be getting cheaper because they are becoming cheaper to make. its not my fault the corpo hired 3 studios with 1000 people each to make one game. best I can manage is like 30$ take it or leave it.

Why

Got my DeckSight Screen mod for my steamdeck and its been pretty great.

I hate it when EA makes a game because it looks pretty good, but then you find out its a requirement to kick 4 babies to log in or something.

Axe of lottle

Anime logic declares that you are born instantly turn somewhere between 10 and 18 years old to go on an adventure. Then a time skip happens where your just the same person but old and with kids.

If you told me a decade ago I would replace my gaming PC with a macbook id punch you in the face, but here we are.

instead of youtubers putting that DING sound 3000 times in their videos, they should just not.
especially when they don't normalize the volume so its just ear piercing.

We are the ouroboros eating its own tail, The Head is rejoicing that it has found a new meal. There is no one to save us.

wtf even is money? like they print it and we all just pretend it is worth something? But like, they just keep printing more? how does that even make sense.

Thinking a lot about how much internet history has been lost to time. I miss my old meme folders that would have 1000s of memes in them. only the most popular media has stuck around really.

Every day I try to be less of the person you wanted me to be.

A parody of the "I'm joining the war on drugs on the side of the drugs" meme that reads "I'm joining the war on gooner games on the side of the gooner games" with the main character sprite from flipwitch in the top right hand corner

In light of the recent news regarding Itch

Video: french
Account: french
Youtube: you want English right? **brutally destroys video**

I want to learn a language so i set my YouTube to that language.. and it ai dubs all the videos back into english and sounds horrible. Why

Panel 1: There is a series of stickers on a vague parody of the Steam points chat sticker shop. One is a tired looking cat, another a girl winking and pointing at you, another a guy raising his fists in the air going "woo!", another a skull laughing, another a sheep character of some sort being smug, and another a guy angrily and sadly looking over the edge of a table. The girl winking and pointing is highlighted. Panel 2: Shen, looking at his monitor, says "Aw!! That's a cute sticker!!" Panel 3: As Shen mouses over that sticker, the purchase window pops up. It costs 1000 points and says "SOURCE: PORN: THE GAME"