‘Double homicide’ covers like most of mine

Every time I take the tube in London and it’s boiling hot and it’s packed and everyone is miserable I’m still like ‘:D yay I am not in Nottingham :D’

I’ve sent ‘it’s been a stressful work week’ four times today and it’s only Monday

I would have 10,000% clapped for this kid especially in London

Sharpie freehand stencil on lower arm, crow design

Freehand crow blackwork tattoo

Hand drawn stencil of a spiky dragon on lower arn

Freehand blackwork dragon tattoo on lower arm

Yesterday was freehanding day! Thank you guys for the extra trust! I loved making these so much :)

I’m very confident they’ll all fit in an Asda bag

If you understand these references you should be ashamed of yourself

The tradition where @anatomoth.bsky.social and we go to Spoons on the last day and do the kid’s activity sheet

I see that tiny pipsqueak of a rooster outside the housing boundary one more time and he’s about to get some giant orange girlfriends that he won’t be able to mount without a trampoline

Someone in the village is letting their chickens be totally unsupervised on a very busy main road and we are very close to ‘why did the chicken cross the road? because I picked it up and carried it home’

God I should, in my hotel

I think if you shaved Babs she’d lose 85% of her size tbf

I’m gonna buy some of those tiny sticks of cathedral city cheeses so if anyone recognises me I have gifts 😭

Hahaha I bought the outfit for the Aardman concert

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Also @anatomoth.bsky.social being circled by many hungry sharks

Being harassed by couch cushions

Average photo of Babs

And it was the contact email that was misspelled! You know, the important bit!

Heck I’m an ex student there and I would have come taught the art class for free! I’d have even brought M&Ms!

You know, it’s one thing for some older tech illiterate person to go ‘look at this cool portrait the computer made’ but a school!!! Imagine a class of 7 year olds drawing up flowers and things for a poster and getting to see their stuff printed and displayed around the village! :(

My primary school is advertising an event and they have the AI generated flyer for it, with words misspelled on it too. Like, you’re a school. Full of children. Who attend art classes? Why not have a group them design your flyer? Wouldn’t that be cool? And how about you spell check it? As a SCHOOL?

If you think you can come let me know! I’ll bring you a couple of free pins haha

MNEHHH

Next month’s patreon pins are here they’re exactly how I feel

Yes it’s ran by these people! It’s May 15 6-midnight in Brixton - I do fear I may have to think of a cooler outfit that usual for this one 😭

I got multiple colour variants because I am indecisive but look look aren’t they cool

Ohhh I will have to look out for them! It’s a 6pm-midnight thing and I’m really excited to see how that goes (and just have an intensely themed fully black and white table ahhhh)

I WILL HAVE ALL THE GOTH BULLSHIT I WILL PLAN MY OUTFIT NOW

Oh yes trying to update my store today 😭