A very special Happy Earth Day to everyone posting AI generated "happy earth day" graphics. Amazing job. You definitely get it.

What about hockey in fighting?

If brussels sprouts were a sound it would be nails on a chalkboard.

The eggs were a lie
A LIE

I was promised devilled eggs. I go there and there was no devilled eggs.

Riot

Can't him or Namor like talk to marine life?
I thought one of them could have like conversations.

So like fish are dumb. I can't imagine Aquaman has stimulating conversations with them. Maybe dolphins, but he isn't like discussing Don Quixote with a trout.

Quit internet stalking me

Make the Western Interior Seaway Great Again!

That whimsy I tell you, powerful stuff.

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"What music do you listen to?"

"Ska."

"I've never heard of it."

"There's dozens of us, and we love it."

Honk for He-man!

“you need to learn how to use ai” what the fuck are you talking about, how hard is it to type a prompt

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted

Love when your phones like "hey look what we found!!" And its just a slideshow of your failed relationships.

Politician-worship is so bizarre.

You know how you support politicians? You vote for them. If you're really down with their ideas, you volunteer for their campaigns. Give 'em money. Put up a sign.

But at what part of that process do you surrender your right to criticize them?

They. Work. For. Us.

DM's are open

Is that like the sequel to hitchhikers guide to the planet?

I can't talk, I have socks on.

You're the second person to tag me in this today😂

Work potluck is next week🤔

Shane Falco deserves another shot.

Do as I say, not as I spiral.

Schrodinger's Strait

“We are in a time of economic war, and getting a clear Parliamentary majority is hugely valuable. We cannot act like this is a crisis and then purity test the Conservatives who cross. Either we have the luxury of pickiness or we don’t. If it’s a crisis, we don’t.”

Seth Rogan just out here bringing back all my childhood favourites like a boss.

I'm practicing a powerpoint and the powerpoint coach keeps telling me not to use profanity.

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Happy Rex Manning Day to those that partake!

Happy International Beaver Day