Sword just sent me this.

What does this mean

I think today was supposed to be something but I forgot

Oh...

Well, I'll have to try something more original next time I suppose

Dumb idiot about to have his femur broken

That's it, I'm putting this fool into the femur breaker

Greetings everyone, I have finally escaped the basement, however the odd individual who was impersonating me seemed to have escaped.

Did I miss anything while I was gone?

Fun fact: Blackrock is a place where is when you are going to do and look more like

Um no, you must be hearing things... it's probably just the sounds of the renovations I've been making to the basement... yeah

Just make sure my doppelgänger doesn't notice, I don't want my ankles broken again...

...Wait did you say sleep paralysis?

That would be nice, especially since I am dehydrating as we speak

Um, I'm still stuck in the basement guys... why hasn't anyone come to help me-

*Sound of ankles being broken... again*

You have all of that money, and yet you can't afford a proper exterminator?

Yeesh, I was just trying to make a suggestion...

//I am already sick of this Halloween thing I'm doing, I should have done this for like the week of Halloween instead of the entire month lol

How else would you get the fly?

...Alright, just please do not enter the basement until further notice, I have renovations and whatnot being done

Clearly the only solution here is to burn down the entire building

...You better not be calling me a fake, I am Medkit, and the fact that there is someone currently in my basement who looks exactly like the "real" Medkit would is irrelevant.

Hey, I'm the smart science man here!

Also not seeing any confirmation from this person, would be funny if they were too busy wrangling a zombie back onto IV drip or something

We'll see about that...

Not this time, no. This devilish fiend made the crime of thinking that they're the real Medkit. The penalty is basement

This cretin is nothing more than an inferior copy of me, the real Medkit, this delusional creature dare try to live my life but I remain superior. Also ignore anything they may say about me being a clone, since that would be false.

a stuffed animal with antlers and a sad face is sitting on a white background ALT: a stuffed animal with antlers and a sad face is sitting on a white background

This CREATURE has committed UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES and shall be locked in my basement until further notice.

His sins will not be forgiven

There may or may not be a gas leak somewhere

Someone please help me this weird individual who looks exactly like me has locked me in his basement my location is-

*Sound of ankles being broken*

Sorry about that friendos that was just a joke I am very fine and not in need of help in anyway

Wouldn't it be funny if I wasn't Medkit and the real Medkit is currently locked in the basement. It's a good thing that's a hypothetical and not actually what is happening

It's morning and also I'm not Subspace, he just created me- I MEAN uh

My name is Medkit I do the heal

Yes am apologize Lord Pwnatious, mind is definitely not upwards on par, that is the reason yes

Hello friendos this is the real Medkit speaking, I am suddenly starting to think that murder is actually generally advisable and is "Very cool"

Nah definitely not friendo I am Medkit and I do the healing

Hey guys for no reason in particular I feel that Blackrock is actually really cool and stuff. And subspace is definitely a great person whose-

*squints really hard at writing on hand*

-scientific genius is unmatched even by me, the real Medkit