"I never thought we would surveil people for nefarious purposes"
sobs employee working at Palantir, a company named after an item used to serveil people for nefarious purposes

I think about this all the time

this is nice, but what do you mean bluesky had a person who talks like an actual developer about their product on the team this whole time. where has this guy been while poolboy crashes out

寝る前らくがきうしけも

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics.

The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

Cissia’s office punishment ⚡️

cw penile barbs

Aftermath

Anytime I think my account is failing, I just post this picture and it usually quells my fears.

Vibe coders are like "it's okay the computer wrote the code, because a human reviews and tests it!" and then you look at their product and this is the kind of thing that slips past their QA process.

Like, it stands to reason. If you're cutting corners in one area, you'll probably cut them in others

i made up dolphinboarding & then got mad that i cant go do it

I need that frog #genitalcircus

Pornographic art of two furry hyena women, Freyja and Steffi. A drawing in the top left depicts Steffi spreading her legs to reveal her newly-installed pussy. Freyja stands to the side, throbbing and erect, holding a blowtorch. She says 'Alright, there's your neopussy wetware installed. Time for some, uh, ...manual calibration.' A drawing in the top right depicts Freyja using one hand to choke/lift Steffi's (now armless) body while knot-fucking her. She says 'This'll be a lot easier for you without that extra weight.' A drawing in the bottom left depicts Freyja pinning Steffi's head to the floor while fucking her doggystyle. Cum splatters out, and a bubble depicts Steffi being impregnated. Freyja says 'You wanted the breeder module, right?'. A drawing in the bottom right depicts Steffi, panicked and with a swolen belly, with a robot voice saying '[CALIBRATION : STEP 1 of 15 COMPLETE] [ 6 GESTATION CYCLES REMAINING ]' while Freyja stands behind her, giving a thumbs up and saying 'Heyyy, so far, so good!'.

cw for body modification. always make sure you REALLY trust the girl installing your cyberware

Something to be observed again how fascists will actually just cut themselves off at the knees rather than even so much as allow themselves the JOY of realising they could make their jobs easier by just admitting the truth.

new bsky image carousel is soooooo perfect app design with zero UX sensibilities or considerations. users universally hate carousels and we’ve known this for over fifteen years of web and app design. they only exist for ungrounded UI designers and their behance portfolio from the 2010s

I feel like Reborn is the easy "Boomer" answer for a card that doesn't see play, but god Spellbook of Judgement being unlim feels CRAZY even tho i know every deck basically generates the same amount of value via their combo, the closest is runick at the raw ecstasy of searching a full grip

GOOD POST

heh

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Squirrel girl art!
She lost the poll but I decided to draw her anyway.

Image of an anthropomorphized Deoxys making a heart with their hands centered on the orb in their chest.

Incredible commission I got over a month ago of my Deoxys OC, Serena, from @frogbiansvevo.bsky.social!
I've been so very happy with it, but I am also extremely bad about posting ever.

(Serena is an adopt I bought from @blushily.bsky.social.)

i cannot overstate as an american how much i want our tech giants to face actual consequences for their bullshit, and i hope the entirety of the EU follows suit with this

A digital drawing of Laika from the webcomic Laika's comet in her dreamscape wearing a white flowing dress. She is floating and surrounded by flowers.

Happy anniversary Laika's Comet, I love you

#art #hopehopever #laikascomet

normal pikachus

a subway is a kind of long dragon 🚉

Comm for @kalibus.bsky.social 👍

im very invested

Healer and you have to suck on their boobs because your leg is broken and

still heavily fw this chrysalis a drew forever ago

Wendy's stuck...

Grefina only accepts three payment methods:

1. Coins.
2. Rare ingredients.
3. Kisses (if she's in a particularly good mood. This method is exclusive to her very special, favorite customers).