I showed this to my 3 year old and he said “Mamdani should fix the G train for us” 😊

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Angel Indian Restaurant | Best Indian Food Jackson Heights Queens New York Best Indian restaurant in Jackson Heights, Queens, New York. Fine dining on 37th Ave with authentic Indian food, full bar, and 100% halal cuisine.

Definitely. Ordered in from a great one last night angelindianrestaurant.com

Went on a food tour of Jackson Heights today and it was one of the most fun things I’ve ever done in NYC.

I live in Jackson heights! What were your faves?

The degree to which I, age 7, thought this line was the absolute apex of modern comedy…

Every day we're subjected to a new guy who shares stuff like "I have never read a book and mash all my food into a flavorless paste. Investors have given me billions to eliminate the concept of sleep."

I hate it here, I hate it there, stop tryna make me use it everywhere

Did you see Snow White and the Huntsman? The ugly stepmother was Charlize Theron and I’m still upset about

Is the president mocking the U.S. women’s hockey team on a celebratory call with the men’s team going to attract even an iota of the sustained handwringing that the idea of trans athletes disadvantaging women’s sports has gotten

Jack Posobiec on twitter sharing a video of Baelor Targaryen from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms with the caption "This is white culture"

oh you think white people don't have culture? what about this sickly family of incestuous warlords from a book i didn't read?

Me if any Republican ever complains to me about where their tax dollars go ever again

zohran mamdani: (starting a revolution) what if we do and say good things

“They’re even going after the dogs” by writing “ICE out” on a dog’s feed chart. How is that “going after dogs”? Does DHS think dogs can read?

"If someone tells you it is raining and another tells you it is dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the ****ing window and find out which is true"

Jonathan Foster, on journalism

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

Feels like given DHS making up stories about what we can plainly see in the murder videos, we have to just presume every other death under their purview is also murder.

I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal

You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.

Literally no one voted for this piece of shit

What about Maine? Should they stay there? Should Minneapolis troops transfer to Portland or Bangor? Should they invade a new state entirely? Where would you like for the ICE paramilitary force that is occupying Minnesota to go, chuck?

If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.

And it’s not like the people who are supposed to pay it out are known for honoring their debts

I had the same experience in college when none of us could remember the name of the actress who played Jo polnaczek (sp?). Sat up like a shot in my bed at 3 am and was like NANCY MCKEON and now I’ll always know her name.

Love to catch a post when the numbers are in Barton Hall Mode

wow that’s crazy bari weiss ended up being shitty at her job

Total mystery why glops of cold wet wilted leaves aren’t a more sought after snack

welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are Yellowstone, masterpiece mystery, and Jimmy fallon, btw someone from your high school died in a real weird way