once sad seahawks victory firework in the neighborhood feels right

go mariner

more like boo jays amiright

A Jumbotron showing a chihuahua in a Mariners hat and a graphic that says “You’re a star”

Important update from the Mariners game tonight.

the toddler keeps saying, "so fun the baseball game!" good job, mariners

taking the toddler tonight so going to need the mariners to play their best hangover game ever, she loves to yell "yay mariners!!!"

I was NOT ready for this 😅

this game is annoying but we're currently having a debate about bobbleheads and their likeness whole I drink a glass of white wine, baseball season rocks

I prefer the French pronunciation of Langeliers

every pitcher should want to make their major league debut against the #Mariners

yes I call Polanco Plunko and think the #Mariners should have Plunko Plinko between innings

Plunko rakes!

I enjoyed that, let's do it 161 more times. goms

the national anthem should always be played on the sax if we're being honest

Straighten Drew Allar's hair and he's the villain from Brink I swear

put out fresh undies for after a shower, but obviously they were for my toddler to steal and run around the house with around her neck

you ever have shipping take so long you forgot you even bought something?

Rocco Becht to Stevo Klotz for a TD is a hell of a name combo

why do I feel so much cooler in over the ear headphones

trying to be responsible and keep the baby away from screens but also she loves watching football so much

does anyone else pronounce the bsky in everyone's handles "bisky" like it's a little biscuit