Gonna have to secretly watch the Harry Potter show after my son goes to sleep for years since he’s not allowed to watch it or the movies until he reads all the books

Yes, happens all the time to me. Milkshake machine is “broken”

@asklyft.bsky.social pls make an option to say no Teslas because these cars make people so nauseous im fighting for my life every ride to the airport

It literally haunts me that my high school did legally blonde the year after I graduated and is now doing hadestown and I got all white once on this island and guys and dolls (with 2 guys that could sing even a little and like 10+ super talented women)

What is that saying - men that are concerned about gold diggers don’t have any gold to dig?

He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.

lol my flight got cancelled for .45” of snow

Thinking about the tik tok video showing no car traffic in Soho due to congestion pricing and the commenter who said “businesses on this street must be hurting”

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(i say potentially because there are income based waivers!) in the rage against congestion pricing on tiktok, however, the conversation is about a hypothetical poor new yorker who drives their car into midtown every day for work. but this person is so rare as to effectively not exist!

take congestion pricing. of the 3.8 million new yorkers who commute to work, a grand total of 128,000 drive a private vehicle into manhattan. of those, about 16,000 are low income workers. we are looking at .4% of working new yorkers who are poor and potentially burdened by the fee.

fascinated by a rhetorical strategy i see all the time now, which is making up an extreme edge case to argue against doing anything for the public good, and doing this from the putative left.

Monday? Nah it’s gonna be Wednesday lol. The Wednesday traffic has become insane. My dad was like “wait so every hybrid employer in the city has one day where everyone is required to be in office and it’s the same day?” And I was like yeah basically

People bringing their dogs to the supermarket need to be stopped

Me, being from Rochester, seeing it was going to snow 10-12 inches next weekend and thinking it said 10-12 feet

Do all the people complaining about congestion pricing not realize it’s making me more pro-congestion pricing

Re-watching gossip girl is so funny when I consider what actual high schoolers look like (children) and picture them in these very “serious” scenarios

Emailed my committee of associates cohort yesterday and got 8 OOO replies. Very litigation coded

Omg the couple that was ahead of me on the upgrade list didn’t want the one seat so I get it. A Christmas miracle

Ditto

Ok bad news I’ve now fallen to fifth on the list and somehow managed to book my husband and I seats not next to each other. Oh well lol

The very stressful 24 hours before a flight when you’re first on the upgrade list

That’s safest! And as it gets closer they may extend the invite as the guest list shakes out

This means no plus one. It would say “and guest”

Ohio did one good thing and it was these things

The TALK of my Christmas gathering was the sweater @theclassygay.bsky.social made for me. My parents kept bringing it up out of nowhere to everyone who would listen (it is a very impressive sweater)

My Pomsky would disagree

My dog is so jealous rn

Me on a 7am closing call on Christmas Eve

I was also DEPUTIZED to tell someone else what to do. I’ve made it