everything I've learned about maxxing and mogging has been against my will

Hall of fame FT correction

You know, you can be against a war without wishing for American airmen to get killed or captured.

Basically an omelet

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Chrome. It's 9am. What the fuck?

My one big objection to pacifism is that the number of genocides stopped by a third party driving tanks through them is...not zero.

I’ve been asked to clarify that in this context “gibberish” is just French.

A vase of colorful flowers sitting on a shelf in front of a gallery wall

Absolutely beautiful flowers, but I’ll never know who they’re from because the card was written in gibberish 😂

How old do you think I'll have to be before I stop trying to add a U to New York every time I type it?

Every time you make me touch my phone to MFA into something, I'm going to spend 15 minutes scrolling on social media and forget why I was holding my phone. I don't make the rules.

When you check in on your wife's alt account and find she's been stealing your jokes 😂😂

Things are not okay.

The weather in DC:

it is amazing to me how quickly I can go from normal workday to borderline crash out. On a semi-related note I could be so much meaner, you guys, and I don't get nearly enough credit for that.

Because he's not buying them the shoes because he likes the shoes, or thinks they'll like the shoes. He's buying them the shoes because he likes that they will wear the wrong size shoes because they're afraid of him and they know that.

My man on the right is holding on for dear life

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Two years later

A white background with black lettering with the NHL logo HOCKEY IS FOR EVERYONE * Except Women when we are Getting Wasted with the Head of the FBI and Laughing About Them While on the Phone with the President

Hockey player Tom Wilson delivers a hit to Brody Tkchuk

Just because I need to see it again

Oh! and the NHL social media teams suddenly posting "girl dad" posts, using little girls as human shields.

The NHL and USAHockey could have handled this with "we do not condone the diminishing of the USA Hockey Women's team's accomplishments by anyone." You know, Yesterday. Instead they have the Hugheses on TV telling us that everyone is too sensitive and that some of their best friends are women.

Yes, he praised her in public, then joined in to laugh at a joke that diminished her accomplishments in private.

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Team USA men laugh as President Donald Trump seemingly downplays women’s Olympic gold

Us women's hockey team 2026

"unfortunately we have to invite the women too”

And the way there are dudes shrugging their shoulders "it's just a joke, it's not that deep".

The fact misogyny is so casual is exactly why women are pissed.

Fuck. The men's US #Olympics #hockey team...🤮🤮🤮

Disrespected the incredible job the women did?

Guys, the women's team DESTROYED their competition.

They had SEVEN college players. You had ZERO. NONE.

For you to dis them & to not stand up for them when the Psyco in Chief disses them is disgusting.

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Don't get it twisted, taking pictures with Johnny's kids then heading back to your locker room to party with someone who is actively covering for pedophiles is a choice. Laughing at the women's team "having to be invited" is also a choice.