If I have a stroke, then recover from that stroke, then begin identifying as an alpha, then become drawn to red headwear; point into the distance, yell “is that Charlie Kirk’s ghost!” and cave in my head with a tire iron. Don’t worry, it’s here in writing. I think that makes it legal or something.

I’m pretty sure Trump could shed his mortal skin tomorrow; unfurl his demonic wings; reveal his curled horns atop his head; all while imps leapt from a fiery portal behind him and nothing would change. Dems would gasp and book appearances on MSNow and Repubs would welcome “Jesus’s true form!”

Birth of a legend. My son came up with this a few years ago, but I touched it up a bit, hence the “Pringles” signature.
#sourcreamandonion
#chips or #crisps
#Pringles

Was calling this thing a bone golem then someone suggested corpse golem. That fits better, I think.
#DnD #monsters #creatures

A black and white drawing of Ozzy Osbourne with bat wings, flying and laughing with other bats in the background

Goodbye to the Prince of Darkness himself, @ozzyosbourneoffi.bsky.social
Thanks for all the metal memories. Thought I’d whip up a quick tribute.
#ozzyforever

Gonna burn this as we hold out for some major golf cart accident.

I want an “I love Tesler” tshirt. Somebody send me a link to one. #trumpspeak #trumpisanidiot #itsallcomputer

I’m not someone or some “thing” to be cured, and neither is my child. We’re not some sort of alien anomaly. We weren’t created by vaccines. We’re people, just like anyone else. RFK Jr. can choke on some roadkill.
#autismawarenessmonth #autismacceptance #actuallyautistic #autisticadult #autism

I love when I cruise the comments of any given post and I see some rando has commented with a wall of text that is some bit of scripture preaching against sin. Oh how I needed to see that today. I’ll go out and sin right now so that your comment was not in vain.

Do the Trump men reach a certain age and the hair slicks itself back, or…

Hot take: the general public on social media are full of horrible opinions, bad advice, and idiotic ideas. Yes, I’m aware of the irony here.
#socialmedia #opinion #hottake #thefutureaintbright #cynicism #istherapyhelping

Sounds familiar. Next we’ll have to listen to JD Vance yell “now THIS is podracing!” while Hegseth chugs another Jaegerbomb while mumbling something about “mesa be bom-bad”. #truthstrangerthanfiction #starwars #tariffs #trump #satire #JDVance

Somebody’s name is AssCork? Like…they chose that? What the…

He plays all the hits, and misses. My favorites are Come On Baby Light My Car and Those Special K Days.
(Photo credit Sputnik Rat)

Apparently it’s autism awareness month. So…be aware! I’m autistic! And so are tons of other people. There. Now you’re aware.

Excellent choice. I’m probably one of the few people that still buys tracks on iTunes, but I don’t have room in my tiny place for a huge collection of media and I’m not a fan of Spotify. Anyway, I just downloaded a few tracks from NIN today because I realized my playlist was a little sparse.

I love how “healthy” living folks tell you to avoid all chemicals. WATER is a chemical! Have fun dehydrating into a crispy husk. #idiots #healthyliving #influencer

God damn…love the color of that record. That’s worth the purchase alone. Was that a special order? Where does one find such a wonder?

A conservative “friend” on Facebook posted a pic of someone holding a sign that read “We can disagree and still be friends”. Uhh, hmm…is it about the erosion of the human rights of others? Then no, we can’t. Is it about the worship of Trump as some sort of god? Sorry, another nope.

This how I see him in my nightmares. But my nightmares seem so real lately. Wait, am I really awake right now? #Trump #GOPig

Back in town with some spectacular new signed prints available

Good to see Neverwinter Nights on here. That was my jam back when it originally hit and now with the new module that just hit, it looks like it’s time for folks to jump back in.

Stunned by how many fellow Americans I’m seeing that are saying things like “can’t believe I’d ever be ashamed to be an American”. Really? It took until NOW for you to be ashamed? Nothing happened BEFORE? Where the hell have you been?!

Welcome, @marylitz.bsky.social
Good to see you. I knew we could drag you over here.

Can someone please tell me how Boomers are still falling for “internet lover” scams, or web based scams in general? Does no one watch Dateline? Or 20/20? THE NEWS?!
FOX News doesn’t count.

I thought he already had bent the knee. This is just in another form.

Thanks, man! Took me long enough.