joe biden put the coronavirus in my printer 😤 woke has gone out of control

ever since i saw better man a couple of weeks ago i haven't been able to stop myself from telling everyone i meet to watch it. i don't know what's come over me. chronic case of monkey mania

finding it hard to enjoy the nice warm weather considering the fact that we're experiencing it in may. i should not be worrying about potentially getting sunburn while waiting for the bus in may

I will not play grand theft auto because it perpetuates car culture :/

guys what happened. why is it so close

A warden says to a member of the press "since drag brunch is so popular, we've started doing it for our death row inmates' last meals." A drag stands awkwardly next to a sullen death rown inmate. She sits against the wall and smokes a cig as hig head lowers. He says "please hold me. I'm so scared." She says "the warden specifically told me I can't do that."

happy peter khalil unemployment day to all who celebrate

microdosing testosterone winter incoming

nonbinary winter incoming

i've made it

girls night 📍fig tree

i'm already scared for the melbourne gaga presale and it's next week

i'm starting woke 2

i've done less gunzelposting since i've been using twitter less but i'm getting a good sticky beak at town hall station from the balcony of town hall rn

saw a guy get off the train riding a mobility scooter with harley davidson handles. hell yeah brother

only now realising benny blanco and benson boone are not the same person. chat am i a dumbass

the people want your 2025 top 10 🙂‍↕️

it will forever annoy me that mcr dropped one of the best comeback songs ever just to go "that's enough new music for the foreseeable future"

totally understand where your frustration/anger is coming from but imo i think eurovision bastardising the phrase by making it the permanent slogan to try and de-politicise the contest especially in 2024 is the bigger crime here. and it seems like the song is poking fun at that double-standard

helly yeah i'm screaming (helly from severance screaming) it's a joke do you remember those?!??!

accidentally became important at work

whatsapp chicken

what would you do in this situation

drinking a beer watching need for speed underground gameplay on the tvs at the bar this is what life is all about baby

Just had my DNA tested and it failed

REST IN PISS CUNT

elon musk has died

they mussolini'd garfield

Woolworths Metro map if it was a real metro