One like and I’ll skip cardio today.

Babysitting the goddaughter and all she wants to watch on TV is the bad bunny halftime show.

Juicyyyyyyyy

Kept getting error messages trying to sign up for the CÉLINE Dion presale. What is the meaning of life because this isn’t it.

I’m looking for cloud island, different than main storyline but thank you 🙏🏼

Tried that. Can’t be copied

Is there anyway to get tinkagear on my sky island? I want to make the lift platform? #pokepia

To Kaos Blac: thank you 🥰 I love that you brought porygon 2. One of my favorites 🥰🥰🥰

Come visit me! I’m playing now! I’ve registered 47 Pokémon 🥰

Oooh up to 35 now!

28 Pokémon registered day 1! Not bad!

Just started my cloud island on #Pokopia: NSRWWKRL

The time change?! They don’t understand the time change!

Using the time change to adjust the cats dinner from 6pm to 7pm 🤭

Need WW3 to hold off one more week

Giving some dick after the Photoshoot😈🔥 @boyinhd.bsky.social

830pm and the upstairs neighbor has decided to rearrange the furniture.

We text just don’t call each other 🤣

He called to tell me he was going to get married on my birthday and asked if I’d be free 🤣

Spoke to my brother on the phone for the first time in 6 years today (when he moved to Canada) and he now has the thickest Canadian accent 🤣🤣🤣

The drunk uncle theory.

You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

‘Move for one more minute to make progress on your Stand goal’

It’s 5:50am watch. Let’s chill.

My show is on

Let’s improve your sample size

One blow could kill a man

That was so good omg

Once the Pokémon commercial airs I’m going to bed.

Gaga???

Got to be a principal and announce a snow day tomorrow :)