KFC? 🍗🍗🍗

Someone could do that to you and the world would be a better place mein pretty 😌

*success, who knew dancing monkeys couldn’t spell properly?

Yours look like I took a dump and then smeared it against a brick wall and put several filters on instagram

From the mental hospital? 👀🤪

You could always enjoy a nice toasty fire on the train 🔥🚂

I LIKE MY PLAYTHINGS EXTRA DURABLE

Random fact: you’re a nig-nog. MERRY CHRISTMAS

Does anyone like you? I’d be surprised since you lie more than Pinocchio and start drama with everyone

If only you were on the opposite end of Luigi 👀

You think? Sounds like you’re describing yourself in many ways my little plaything.