Only if it’s GF

Adorable black lab mix puppy in a slightly too small dog bed

Do you have a bigger bed at your house? I am looking for a forever home with a big boy bed

The Picnic needs a home together, we cannot let them be separated, King Sandwich’s little heart will not survive that.

IF YOU ADOPT THE PICNIC DOGS I WILL PERSONALLY MEET YOU OUT AND BUY YOU DINNER.

Cat 6 ditch.

They call him gator, and one of you needs to adopt him now.

OT track thoroughbred

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They couldn’t even tolerate a tan suit.

Dissolve a peppermint in Bourbon.

You’re not married.

Timothy Snyder is a North American treasure

@eschneider.bsky.social i’m on the ranch, it’s cold, I need.

The best nose won!

From Instagram:
The bearded leftist has secured the site namehim.IO

Is building the site with security in mind so if nothing else go follow him on Instagram.

I’m always grateful for moisture

Snow in the valley today

This is so stupid.

I’m taking a day of rest after all the Burns shenanigans, but I will manage to make my way downstairs and take a photograph of a thing that I have that will be perfect for you for today and you will like it.

Screenshot of a tweet by Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) quoting White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt claiming, "with a straight face," that gas prices have decreased over the past year since Trump took office. The embedded video shows Leavitt speaking at the White House briefing room podium, flanked by two officials, with a chyron reading "Text 'Truth' to 45470 for Updates from the White House."

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” — George Orwell

@eschneider.bsky.social

Here’s my new brilliant idea.
Republicans or accused SA perpetrators need to be hooked up to a period simulator while doing press conferences.

I would pay to watch

Oh, I have a brilliant idea, let’s come up to one of those period simulators while he’s trying to do one of these pressers.

That would be some funny shoot!!

I thought women were too emotional.

Can confirm

To be clear, I'm on team Pope.

Don’t mess with my breakfast cereal

The guys are wrapping up for the day because they ran out of wire while wiring my barn.
This is fine because it’s supposed to cool up tonight and it may snow tomorrow and I’ll take all the money so we can get but I’m dusty and I want a hot shower and a nap

I learned a Japanese word, "Komorebi". It literally means the dappled sunlight through trees but caries with it the implication that you should damn well learn to appreciate fleeting beauty because it's ALL fleeting and also be the type of person that fits under the trees in the dappled light. :)

🌱Fritilaria

This is especially true for birds that have been named by colonizers

I propose Solitaire Sauris.

Harry Dunn is an American flipping icon.

The only one up for reelection this year is Chris Coons. No one has filed to challenge him in the September primary.