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My sources at Walter Reed say it was a botched Marilyn Manson procedure to remove his bottom two ribs.

when you think about it Eve was actually the original transgender woman. since she was made from Adam’s rib, that makes her a clone, so she’d have identical genetics to Adam including his XY chromosomes. Luckily, the garden of Eden has an excellent gender affirming care program ☺️

Was heading dahn tahn on the parkway when I got my dick stuck in a iggle video case trying to eat an eat n park smiley cookie while some jagoff was distracting me

You guys are absolutely gorgeous!!

what if there was a star trek character who’s hobby was to sneak around on ships programming the replicators to make piss, spending years on the recipe.

no one would ever find out until they ran a routine diagnostic and would be like, “who programmed piss in a cup??” the piss bandit, that’s who

I’d have thought that little block would be us treasury long term bond rates

went out last night and needed to use the restroom. There was a pretty big line for the women’s room; is it acceptable to steal male valor and use the men’s room?

I feel like this is a “be careful what you wish for” scenario but like, I can still use a urinal 🤷‍♀️

…is it possible to learn this power?

You sold me at “Culver’s”

Was reminded of a canon event of mine; 3 years into my transition I was still full time boymoding. Yeah, yeah, I’m a dingus, was in denial, completely delusional, whatever.

That said, I present to you, “The Last Boymoder In the Pentagon” (photograph , March 2025).

OG Kush, Niles?

Oh, no, Frasier, you simply must try this Orange Diesel. 60/40 sativa indica hybrids are SOOO 1998.

Ughhhh this shit sucks so bad. Guess we’re bathroom vampires now.

Yeah, she’s pretty fucking impressive! Looks amazing, too, for being almost 120.

Yeah when my own parents voted for my extermination three times it kind of made me lose any faith in the American people.

My dyslexic ass read it as girldick lol, not sure if that’s the joke

Hell yeah people impulsively selling their monster trucks and buying Honda fits was such a cool moment in time I hope we can recreate permanently

Look just because he’s employed by the der sturmer of transphobia doesn’t mean you’re allowed to criticize him

no arguments here

Kissing other people’s cats is completely normal and cool, right?

Yee yeah

My princeps…

Mfw I drive past the spool of fiber optic cable the ezee fiber installers left on the side of the road

you gangsta’ checkin him!!

Deep dish is pizza

i imagine Vance being like a doll, just a completely smooth mound instead of sex parts

heard it here first, folks

🤔🤔🤔🤔

These jem’hadar are, what, addicted to ketracel white? You know what they should be addicted to? This episodes sponsor, blue chew

Can you guess which one is the demon