Gary Numan's Sexy Goth Daughters

I live in central Bristol...

I wrote an entire film pitch around this!

I'm not superstitious at all, but even I wouldn't tempt fate this hard.

Is he the one with the massive super-injunction?

I haven't been on social media in ages. I must have a sixth sense.

YES - it's my cue to go for a pre-film safety piss at the cinema.

Bloody good rep though. Cleverest bloke I know - certainly the cleverest bloke you know.

You’ve put this very much on my RADAR. Sounds great.

I don’t like it when I get pints in a fucking chalice thing, I want a regular pint glass.

Due to an unfortunate trimmer accident, I had to shave my beard off after many years. As I’m now pushing 40 I did not need to see what was underneath.

Henry VIII Was Capable of Flight YouTube video by Bill Carr

When Vic & Bob did this live when they did their tour.
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nearly died

a man and a woman are standing in front of a store ALT: a man and a woman are standing in front of a store

Fuck yes.

I was 18 on a lads holiday in Tenerife. One mate was passed out bollock naked except socks - we sprayed cold water on his bollocks - he woke up (fucked) - sang some Shakira - bent over to pick up a towel and did the loudest most comical fart you've ever heard.

I'm watching a version of Drive rescored by Zane Lowe - fucking shite.

I had to read this several times before it actually sunk in.

This was absolutely fucking wonderful.

Yeeaahh, I’m not saying it’s flat out bad, but it’s just reminding me how much better the game made all this work. Season 2 in particular (an impossible task tbf - playing AS Abbie for good while makes a huge difference.)

This came to me as I was falling asleep one night, and I thought, "I must post this."

Gordon Ramsey: I ordered steak tartare and you've brought me an omelette?
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me

Get this - my manager (at the job I was recently made redundant from) by the end, was sending ChatGPT generated comms - even emails and Teams messages. We’re talking even “personal” feedback. Everything was ChatGPT. Mental.

Favourite made-up US golfers

Bison DeShampoo
Spotty Stiffler
Chip Fatt
Jeff Twatt
Randy Crumpett
Jack Titzhoff
Flip Burger
Freddy Senior Junior

This has made blood come out of all the holes in my body.

That is one of the most powerful things I have ever seen.

I am finally watching The Virtues. It's incredible. Despite Shane Meadows being a very celebrated filmmaker, I still think that he's underrated. An absolute genius - easily one of our GOATs.

That scene where Jesse is talking about him while he's in the bathroom reaalllyy hit me.

You know how you often see a spider in the bath? Wanna know why? It’s to give them a better chance at seeing your willy 😡

How good is Val in Heat, mind? RIP.