Or change someone else's birthdate for $20

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world.

Also please ignore when I said that once someone has a billion dollars they should no longer count as a human but a dragon, and if someone slays them it's not a crime but a reason to have a big feast, the hand of a beautiful maiden in marriage, and for songs to be written about their heroic act.

ORBÁN CONCEDED

Artemis II live updates as crew splashes down near San Diego after historic moon mission NASA's Artemis II astronauts return to Earth with a splashdown landing in the Pacific Ocean after making a high-speed reentry through the atmosphere.

BREAKING: The Orion capsule carrying the Artemis II crew splashes down off the California coast in the Pacific Ocean.

Did you bring eggs

I need everyone to know that this photo is the banner image for my OnlyFans. I am not joking.

Same, but no regrets. Friendship goes both ways.

"To put it bluntly, an X post today receives less than 3% of the views a single tweet delivered seven years ago."
If you think it is necessary to be on Twitter to communicate your fact-based worldview, the reality is that worldview is being smothered.

I mean, don't we all

Got a part time job in a key cutting and security shop as a student. Parents now unsubtly hinting I should "do something with my degree" but I'll never forgive myself if I leave before having an opportunity to do the "I'm a locksmith" joke from Police Squad

Go back to "X" then lol

Single-serving site idea: impartial summaries of trump truth social posts.

E.g. the last one would be summarised as:

"IF I DON'T GET MY OIL I WILL COMMIT WAR CRIMES!!"

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Gamified periods, hell yeah

Did Charlie Day really say Luigi Mangione was his favorite Luigi? Charlie Day turned heads this week with his comments on Luigi Mangione. Here's what to know.

Yes, yes he did, possibly only half-jokingly #savedYouAClick

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Bluesky tweet on Nov 20, 2025: every time a software tool adds an Al feature nobody asked for, a human logs off

In retrospect this is very funny

*sigh* it's because they've thought of the word "dunesday" and we're all going to have to hear about it

Alien

Same

The fuckin' strait was fuckin' open before he fuckin' started to bomb Iran.

Seeing a war on oil, started by an insane president swearing and praising Allah on his socials, is probably the craziest thing I'll see this year

To those who celebrate it...

【PV】YATTA! 葉っぱ隊 YouTube video by YATTA! はっぱ隊

Today is the 25th anniversary of the release of the Green Leaves' smash hit "Yatta!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pr-...

4 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy is yelling at Pink Guy: “What if Bluesky disappears, huh?” Panel 2: Purple Guy continues to rant “what are you gonna do without social media?” Panel 3: Pink Guy gets real close to Purple Guy’s ear Panel 4: Pink Guy whispers: “heal, bitch”

I hear bluesky is dying. thank god

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: Office365 in spaceship

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

this is what actual literature discourse is like now

A Temu listing for a black T-shirt with the following graphic: a simple outline of a woman in a dress. The standard “women’s bathroom” symbol. Below that is the text “your wife.” Next to it is another simple outline of a woman in a similar style but she’s sort of crouched down and has her legs are contorted in unnatural angles and she’s holding a black shape in her hand but it’s entirely unclear what it is.

Losing my mind trying to figure out what this is supposed to mean