I’ve always rooted for him. Even after he blocked me on Twitter for making a mean 2012 joke in 2012.

It occurs to me pens played a pivotal role in two of his early films. “I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.”

This never happens when I don’t show up at my day job.

I wouldn’t envy the person trying to objectively summarize this fiasco for Wikipedia. And the Rachel Marsden revelation certainly came as a surprise!

If it's any consolation, this whole weird beef with Jesse Brown hasn't yet been added to your Wiki page.

Maple MAGA MP Joins Liberal Party of Canada Core values, shmore values.

Is it weird for the Liberals to welcome ideological opponents into their big tent? Gladu asked. www.wonkette.com/p/maple-maga...

Google Has a Secret Reference Desk. Here's How to Use It. 40 Google features to find exactly what you need, the alternative search engines that do things Google won't, and the reference desk framework underneath all of it.

Me neither. This helps: open.substack.com/pub/cardcata...

Air Canada Boss Quit-Fired For Unpardonable Canadian Sin, Trois Guesses What It Is Au revoir! (That's two hints now. Three if you count le hibou.)

Air Canada CEO Michael Rousseau is like if Icarus fell from the sky because his Greek sucked and he couldn’t understand the caveat about wings melting if he flew too close to the sun. A former employee weighs in: www.wonkette.com/p/air-canada...

Seems a shame the Moon & Mail didn't rise to the occasion.

This is getting so weird I’m half expecting the news Jian was anonymously bashing him on Reddit!

22 minutes is really raising their game in Trump 2.0 era.

It was disappointing to learn GSP is responsible for getting these two together but the man HAS taken a lot of blows to the head.

Julia Garner is so good I recognized the back of her head in opening scene and thought "oh good, Julia Garner is in this!"

Trump Tries To Lure Canada Into Fish Fiasco Let’s Go Brandon Road Interbasin Project!

And now for something completely different Trump is ruining. www.wonkette.com/p/trump-trie...

not surprising but still worth lingering on that proud, self-avowed Nazis say journalists and anti-hate groups pose a bigger threat to white supremacist groups than cops

I think 9/11/2001 settled this debate.

It works too! For example this post caught my eye.

I feel so torn. I hate when journalists jump ship to run for office. On the other hand it’s hard to imagine ANYONE more qualified to help run this joint. Apart from maybe Mike Howell.

I once got drunk with Christian Slater and showed him the marina that appeared in one of his movies he’d never been to.

We Need To Talk About 'King Andrew' This one, he got a princely racket!

That time I helped ruin an hour of Prince Andrew's life when I was a kid: www.wonkette.com/p/we-need-to...

I’d take free drugs from Coun. @seanorr.bsky.social if he offers. Just saying.

Surprise, You Might Be Canadian And Not Even Know It! A Wonkette public service announcement!

Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to roll up the rim to win. www.wonkette.com/p/surprise-y...

Hi @gandersocial.bsky.social! I received the invite and updated my profile but not sure how I'm supposed to download the app when Gander Social doesn't appear on the App Store.

I had a Winnipeg Jets player and his mom on my boat yesterday so took the opportunity to ask if the team is grateful the Canucks took Evander Kane of their hands. His attempt to hide a smile said it all.

It’s fun to have a legit reason to hate the Leafs instead of just out of habit!

Similar experiences are actually why I became a boat driver. Don’t have to worry about misquoting someone OR get laid off at any moment!

When you’ve lost the “more cops solves everything!” guy…

Trump Threatens China Gonna Steal Canada's Hockey Le sigh.

Prez Pedo warns China will steal ALL of Canada's hockey if we don't bend the knee. open.substack.com/pub/andrewfl...

Vancouver council is meeting today, which means they will once be providing text updates *only* for subscribers of a website under investigation by multiple countries for child exploitation

Staff were told by council months ago to post elsewhere, but haven't

And they're doing it for 12 accounts

Hockey culture is definitely problematic but you need to show receipts to back that up.