There is no higher form of shame then typing “omw” and having my phone send “On my way!” instead

Got a big mouth but he lack big ideas 🗣️

They just forgot about Montgomery I guess. Man I need 8 yards lol

This Christmas shopping is expensive man. What happened to the month I love 😭

I might be aight but it ain’t okay

I was rooting for the alien invasion.

Getting off at 8pm is a miserable experience. 0/10 would not recommend.

Jerry Juedy is COOKING

Man I think I pulled a muscle in my neck 😭

a man with a beard and glasses has peanut butter poured on his face ALT: a man with a beard and glasses has peanut butter poured on his face

MUSTARRRRRDDDDD

SZA’s voice in Luther is so soothing

two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey . ALT: two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey .

November sure asl got tf on. It wasn't sticking around one minute longer than it needed to

😂😂😂

This idiot is going to crash our economy and make prices skyrocket with these blanket tariffs. And by the time the people who voted for him realize they were duped, it’s going to be too late for all of us. Strap in it’s gonna be a rough 4 years.

Finally listening to this Kendrick album. Thoroughly enjoying it so far

From the other night. & yes I ate way too much lol

FanDuel run me my moneyyyyyy 💰

Got caught up in the jets hype smh

I really drafted Breece Hall over Saquon… WHAT WAS I THINKING.

Got drunk, made Mac and cheese and played scrabble. Last night was a good night

Debating on whether I should bring Mac and cheese or pumpkin pie on thanksgiving 🤔

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

2025 white house cabinet meeting

When we getting drafts? Some of these posts need time to marinate.

Because they like losing.

😂

Just dropped an entire jar of pickles on the kitchen floor. My morning is going well 😬

Dana Bash is an idiot.

I am so ready for Christmas music, Christmas lights, Christmas trees. Allat!!

Bengals really about to come back and win this game lol

I have a mountain of laundry with NO motivation to fold it 😭