Punk: fuck the system

Pop-punk: fuck the suburbs

facebook is giving me lots of leopard gecko videos today. 😞

my legacy save that's 27 babies in isn't as borked as I thought it was! Gonna pick up where I left off.

i hate this for you

Will I ever complete a 100 babies challenge in the Sims?

Name Four Non-Person Things That Make Your Life Livable:

1. Weed

2. Caffeine

3. Animals

4. Video games

I made the decision recently to rehome my lizards and they went off to their new life today.

Hi, I'm a mess today.

this goes hard as fuck

Pokemon rumble spheal in an elevator with the text "KEEP SCROLLING I WANT TO GO UP"

If your ad requires me to click/tap out of it multiple times, I hate you and I make a mental note to never use your product.

Costco hasn't been carrying Ghost energy drinks for a while now so I'm trying Celsius and 🤢

Mercy: "Do I have to?"

Soldier 76: "Who took my dentures?"

the april fool's ultimate lines in overwatch are killing me

me when I have to kill an enemy Junkrat

I was playing some practice rounds in Overwatch earlier and I was so stoned that I forgot I was actually playing and was genuinely surprised and confused when I got PotG.

my friend said that Junkrat looks like his name should be Blast Maximus.

Lifeweaver is such a fuckboy.

Start of Pathfinder session: *detailed, easy-to-read notes*

End of Pathfinder session: *heiroglyphics in the form of gifs and shitposts*

kill cam: plays

me: that's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight

Breaking my art dry spell with my old love, Junkrat.

Breaking my art dry spell with my old love, Junkrat.

Junkrat.

That's it. That's the post.

Had a wip that was nearly corrupted, but i recovered it!

Pompompurin Junkrat 💛

Not the best but it gets my visual across! I want more cute Junkrat skins! Imagine he'd have a emote where he kisses a bomb, then throws it at you..

#Junkrat

So Junkrat has this voice line when he lands a killing blow on an enemy Junker Queen: "Does that make /me/ queen?!"

It makes me so happy.

WHAT DID THEY DO TO JUNKRAT

I'm sorry

When the lady at the garden/feed shop asked me what I was growing with the soil I was buying, I don't think she expected the answer to be "weed." 😂😂