a brightly-coloured tarot card spread - French Cross

little reminder that I have made a (very well reviewed) tarot deck using linoprinting and ✨absolutely zero A/I✨, & I'm moving house soon, so if you could buy some decks I'll have fewer boxes to move! #tarot

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"average New Labour minister causes 3 scandals" factoid actualy just statistical error. average minister causes 0 scandals. Scandals Peter, who lives in cave & causes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

"No Stonewall at Pride" wasn't on my 2026 bingo card but here we go

bedtime mindfulness routine staring at super bright phone screen

Hello my loves, I’m sorry to rattle the tin again but just as we were ordering groceries the electricity bill went out, with most of our money 😠

Could a disabled trans woman and her carer please get some help affording to keep the fridge full for the rest of the week?

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MechaHitler MD will help clear waiting lists on the NHS (dont ask how)

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

Getting all your news from depressed perverts on the cyberbullying app shouldn't be more efficient and accurate than getting it through the newspaper. We are so fucked.

Proper drama happening in Oxford this morning:

same usually although then when the same person is doing shenanigans again i get fomo because i can't see what's going on

horse and jamie and a couple of others have gotta be up there definitely, i hope everyone you're looking for turns up 🙏

you're right i am very untrustworthy 😔

many such cases, at least three or four people i can immediately think of have had like 4+ accounts 💀

Motorists will be required to install black boxes in their vehicles and download an application to the mobile phone of every person who drives the car. Vehicles will be fitted with telematics equipment that tracks driving conduct, including velocity and braking habits, producing a weekly rating of green, amber or red.

Those who receive four red ratings over 12-month timeframe could face removal from the Motability programme. A pilot scheme in Northern Ireland last year resulted in vehicles being taken away from 300 individuals. The scheme has now confirmed that if someone receives a 'red' week alert, followed by the same rating for two successive weeks, they could lose their car.

Motability has confirmed it will capture and transmit a driver's exact position heading and present velocity; trip length; braking and turning manoeuvres; mobile telephone use, including handset make and identification number and software platform, while behind the wheel: and device background positioning via network and GPS. In a fresh statement Motability has acknowledged that 'high usage' during a week can trigger a red alert. but stressed there are 'no limits' on the number of journeys. The organisation added that if elevated usage alone prompts a red score, 'it will not impact the lease'

This is a human rights issue. You can't have different laws for #disabled people leasing a car, than you would have if an able person leases a car.

#Disability #Motability #Pip

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"Just kidding. I don't know. I made that all up. Fuck you" is about to enter my vocabulary for the next few months

just managed to knock about half of my sunflower seedlings off the table, one of them is definitely fucked and idk if the others will survive the ordeal 😭 in my fucking flop era fr.

it didn't take a year i don't think but my sense of time is super dodgy from late 2024 to now for several reasons, but it will start to feel more ok 🫂

idk if you remember but my guys were my besties and v much saved my life. i lost two within a month then sam a year later. it felt impossible for a few weeks, could barely talk. couple of months it hurt less. over a year since sam i remember them with more appreciation than crushing sadness 💚

the less fun side of this is that the reason we're just doing week-to-week debriefs instead of getting into any real work is that i'm on a waiting list for specialised nhs therapy with no timescale for when it might start so we can't really start anything, an infuriating exercise in wheel spinning.

talking to my therapist about how sometimes it's good just to have a space to check in or like complain about the prime minister for a bit and she went "let's be honest our sessions are not long enough for that" 💀

posting again because the website was down when it was posted. please read and share. Edith is the funniest woman on this website not that you should have to be funny or gorgeous to deserve mutual aid but ykwim ❤️❤️

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

Ffffffff "new york stadium" lads who are you trying to kid 😭

I learned recently that it’s an insult in Germany to call someone “hobbyless” or to engage in “hobbyless behavior” and it’s become my favorite way to think of assholes who have nothing better to do than to make other people miserable. Get a hobby. Build a model train and calm down.

i can't do the "perfect album from the year you turned 16" thing because this website won't stay up long enough but also more importantly i turned 16 in an even year of the 00s and all the perfect albums came out in odd years.

Every month your income is being drained more efficiently than ever before in human history because your access to culture and the tools you need to survive are gatekept by an increasing breadth and depth of professional ticket-clippers. Profit is the only optimisation function still respected.

I'm going to offer one boring observation about "the economy is going great and nobody can afford anything": in the last decade, every company worked out that on a long enough timeline, subscriptions will take more of your money than outright purchases.

finally got to read the source for this and fucking yikes all the way through what are you talking about 😭 these uppity young women don't trust electoral politics GOOD

they really are saying this on blue sky dot com today. the thumbs are saying this