Man, working in higher education in a post-AI world is so depressing.

I don’t know what it is about a Boomer that makes them decide to call me to ask how to do something online instead of googling it themselves…

Introduced my stepbaby to’ The Bernie Mac Show’ this weekend

I’m not the bonus mama, I’m the mama who bonuses (idk)

a man is singing into a microphone and saying `` ok ... sweating '' . Alt: james brown sings ‘It’s a man’s world’ sweating

Why has no one ever pointed out that Billy Porter looks like James Brown?

This James Brown specifically

borrowing from the other app so that all of these women’s names are shared & remembered.

Mannnn. The tech wasn’t scheduled to come out until Monday.

Called me this morning and said “I live 5 minutes away and can be there by 10.”

Fixed in under an hour for 100 flat. God, I love black folks.

Thank you, love! Keep me updated on yours

Because why did they do that??? I never touched those shoes again 😭😭😭

We’ve had the keys to our house for a week and already I’ve had to call our home warranty folks to request HVAC service.

This is AFTER we had an inspection and everything was working optimally.

I’m missing the ‘call maintenance’ life already. 😭

NO-TED!

NOTED! Thank you

Share the slutty list then!

Robbie Reed, Natasha Bishop (I did like hers though), and another one I can’t remember

“I started to count the gold flecks in her eyes…”

Baby, this man is ‘tistic and he’s about to put this lady through the mattress.

Also, I stand by my earlier assertion that the men in most of these spicy audiobooks who are suuuuper attentive and hyper-aware of the woman’s emotions are just neurospicy.

Listen! I’m writing a dissertation, I don’t wanna hear about two PhDs getting busy. BOOORING

That is absolutely part of it. You can read this, but saying it out loud is another story

Why is everybody rich with a doctorate?! Get it outta here!

I was listening to one and the man was talking about the “gold flecks in her eyes”

OOOOHHH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS!!!

Where they get right to business! I don’t want to hear any more poetry

All the black people in the ones I find be accomplished… which was fine the first couple of times but I’m over it now.

BOOOOOOOOO! Where are the criminals?!

So, I’m new to listening to the smut audiobooks and I don’t like this sentimental, neo-soul shit they be doing.

🗣️ GET TO CRACKIN, MALIK!

Thanks, boo! I’ve been meaning to carry my ass down I-55 but haven’t found the time yet

Thank you love!

Thank you honey!

Thanks, boo! I was just thinking about you. I hope all is well

Thank you love!

I should’ve sang in mine.

Damn me for being sentimental nshit and not hooting and hollering

Hubs immediately put on ‘This Old House’.

Old ass