Let's 👏 go 👏 Duke 👏!!!

We thought the future would be disease free, world peace, and hovercrafts.

Instead it’s just my toddler avoiding a measles outbreak while checking dad’s location on her pretend watch 🥴🫠

Ms Casey, is that you? I think Lumon is recruiting me 🥴🫠

Grab your greens, it’s Dino time. Here are some FAQs. #dinosaurtime #getyourgreens #greens #fyp #dinosaur TikTok video by sahmthingsup

Shoutout to the OG Dinosaur Time video

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2QUYQyh/

Woman shoving salad in her mouth to just get it down, while holding a mug of leaves in a white cup labeled “blackhat,” because eating greens isn’t fun. Why pretend. #DinosaurTime

Shoutout to @wbm312.bsky.social for introducing me to the concept of #DinosaurTime - I am here for it 😹😹😹

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊

Today, in a meeting at the White House, the only person actually defending American interests was Zelenskyy.

Let that sink in.

I read “Losar” as “loser” at first and my brain said, “I mean I feel ignorant I didn’t know this, but kinda harsh” 😹🫠🤦‍♀️

Anyway. Now I’ve done a lot of reading to be less ignorant even though you didn’t in any way actually call me a loser 😅

Sleeping Baby with lightening charger under hand on a couch in a sleep sack covered in cats. The baby is doing a dab in her sleep.

PSA - Don’t forget to plug your babies in to charge at night /s

Voted for Trump, now have buyer’s remorse? The Trump philosophy seems to be his version of FAFO. Don’t buy anything on the 28th unless you absolutely have to.
#Resist

Greek mythology here frfr 😹

Brb while I go find a new perfect red

Massive props on your domain. Bytesized and great

He’s so gooood - we’re watching Resident Alien. Somehow delightful and meaningful and weird all at the same time.

My takeaways:

• Build yourself & others up. Don’t tear anyone down;

• Support people who do the above;

• Always be learning, you don’t know when you’re in the throes of a valuable lesson (tech or life); &

• Wait time is important - karma doesn’t operate on human timescale.

Sending love to all 💕

I don’t know why he tried to harm my personal growth; I can only guess.

I know he failed.

When you’re bullied, don’t let the aggressor define you. Succeed despite them. Succeed for you. Don’t believe the words & lies they twist & spread.

This has been a ride, one I’d gladly have skipped. 🥴
(3/4)

• Gotten a promotion annually at every job
• Tripled+ my salary
• Earned multiple lauded industry certs (OSCP, OSWP, GMOB, CRTP)
• Have numerous CVEs (sadly anon bc of bank life)
• Bought 4 properties w/ my partner
• Created 2 lovely humans
• Nurtured wonderful relationships
• Wrote a novel
(2/4)

Despite the (self admitted) numerous attempts of a human in InfoSec to “ruin my career” and send ill will my way (see the LI blog “be water my friend” combined with recent public exhibits), in the 8 years since I quit that job, I’ve tangibly achieved the following:
(1/4)

chris hadnagy depos. fucking yikes.

It’s really weird to have lived it, been deposed about it, and still be shocked at how much worse it was than I realized when reading it as a whole body of evidence; then have him agree to all this stuff in a legal setting but still argue he’s the aggrieved party 🥴🫠

W. I. L. D.

This is how I screw my self into helping demanding randos at work too much 🫠

The world sucks but do something fun and hug someone you love today. Happy Valentine’s yall! #FrozenFrozenEverywhere

The Red Rising series has many excellent quotes, but I’m vibing this Lightbringer one on multiple,
deep levels.

“That is social engineering. That is the long road to tyranny.”

Hit me in the feels.

Very mellow, unimportant opinion - Alan Tudyk is a highly underrated actor.

Me: idk, I feel like the Samuel L. Jackson bits were maybe too heavyhanded, we don’t need the subtext spelled out for us, the audience is smarter than that

Me after reading several insane takes about the halftime show: I think maybe the Samuel L. Jackson bits were not heavyhanded enough

Im not proud of how relieved i am by this 🫠🥴🙃😹