Advertisement · 728 × 90

Posts by GlassHalfPhill

Video

he ain't lie

3 months ago 585 143 4 19

Everyone made an A, but I was by far the worst shot in Riflery in college. Humbling to get smoked on the range by sorority girls.

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

Even the book (Lost World) feels very much as if Michael Crichton thought “hmmm lemme just write this for Spielberg to make a movie”

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

He has opted out from the NFL job market.

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

The pumpers will come for your head for speaking such truths.

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

Thank you for making me a part of this.

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
Post image
3 months ago 0 0 0 0

Flashing my green light in complicated strobe patterns, to hypnotize Gatsby into doing my bidding.

4 months ago 1622 200 21 9

If you're a professor at Texas A&M, you'll need to receive written authorization from the university president before discussing this incident on campus.

5 months ago 6763 2024 287 64

2050 AP US History DBQ

5 months ago 1 0 0 0
Advertisement
The Rent Is Too Damn High

The Rent Is Too Damn High

He walked so others could fly.

5 months ago 36 4 2 0

Trash-ass year.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

Of all the body parts, I wonder how Mr. Hallow feels that we named the holiday after his ween

5 months ago 0 0 0 0

BREAKING: my “uncles” revealed as my dad’s friends from Clemson in the 70s.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0
Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups AND Terry Rozier has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.

ESPN Bet on the sCREEN

Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups AND Terry Rozier has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN. ESPN Bet on the sCREEN

5 months ago 2392 564 45 62

@sickoscommittee.org

Have we noticed the trend that damn near every marching band plays the theme from Loki as a defensive cheer??

6 months ago 0 0 0 0
Preview
a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame . ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .
6 months ago 1 0 0 0
Preview
Football Wake Forest Demon Deacons Football GIF ALT: Football Wake Forest Demon Deacons Football GIF

🎵 They call Alabama the Crimson Tide

Call me Deacon blues 🎵

6 months ago 2 0 0 0

Malpractice to not give Vizzina a couple of drives in Chapel Hill

6 months ago 1 0 0 0
Advertisement
Preview
a person holding a hawaii driver license in their hand ALT: a person holding a hawaii driver license in their hand
6 months ago 1 0 0 0

Whatever it is was coming anyway—it would have just been “justified” under different cover.

7 months ago 1 0 1 0
Preview
Mr. Trash Wheel – Part Time Celebrity, Full Time Trash Interceptor Mr. Trash Wheel is a social media celebrity, a Baltimore landmark, and part of the semiautonomous trash interceptor family in the Baltimore Harbor and surrounding waters. Using renewable energy and th...

Plz go see Mr. Trash Wheel

www.mrtrashwheel.com

7 months ago 1 0 0 0
Preview
a sign that says speed on it in red ALT: a sign that says speed on it in red
7 months ago 1 0 0 0

Comrade, you should know that you can only drink kombucha brewed in a polyamorous grad student’s Normaltown basement apartment!

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

Can’t believe I gave up tanks in my youth pitching days for free smh

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

Sahara

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

Gotta be pterodactyl

8 months ago 2 0 0 0

I look forward to Opening Day 2026, when they unveil the first ever “2025 Resetting the Luxury Tax” championship banner.

8 months ago 2 1 0 0
Advertisement
Post image

All five starters from the Atlanta Braves’ Opening Day rotation are on the 60-Day Injured List. 🙁

8 months ago 97 9 8 8

FAST COMPANY Article: 

While retirement typically occurs, after
completing a career and saving and investing for it, a new trend is emerging among Gen Z career professionals
called "micro-retirement." Micro-
retirements involve taking a one to two- week break from work every 12 to 18 months.
Gen Z is using micro-retirement to avoid burnout, find greater fulfillment in their work, and enhance their overall well-being. However, it's not just Gen-Z:

FAST COMPANY Article: While retirement typically occurs, after completing a career and saving and investing for it, a new trend is emerging among Gen Z career professionals called "micro-retirement." Micro- retirements involve taking a one to two- week break from work every 12 to 18 months. Gen Z is using micro-retirement to avoid burnout, find greater fulfillment in their work, and enhance their overall well-being. However, it's not just Gen-Z:

'Vacations.'

The word is 'vacations.'

9 months ago 10812 3115 232 437