FTR…I am just pontificating I am not in any legal trouble

Please deals make absolutely no sense from a moral standpoint.

“If you say you did it, we will punish you less because that means less work for the courts”

Plea deals. Should be illegal in all forms, they are antithetical to “justice”

Sigh

::unzips::

a man wearing a black hat and a white shirt is standing in front of a microphone ALT: a man wearing a black hat and a white shirt is standing in front of a microphone

If we are talking pure performers, gotta put MJ at the top.

I think Sir Paul takes the songwriting category. It’s a tie between Prince/ Elvis for overall performing.

My dark horse is Dave Matthews. Guy is one hell of a professional performer

Ole boy prob would have needed the raw uncut propofol

You know it smell crazy in there

Got dang this is a good jif

Good lord yes

Now listen here partner

The Genius Bar hates to see him coming

Critical doink mass

Yeah it’s called DongID and it’s been catching hogposting imposters across the globe.

Yeah I thought everyone knew that you can use ai to see if the dong pic is real or not

“But what if I shit my pants 3x a day?”

Happy 420

The “paw print” gets me every time.

Remembering this legendary post as I countdown to my flight to Vegas

ty for not calling it pork roll like the mouthbreathing cretins to the south

Into the Wild - Society [HD] YouTube video by Albert Ryu

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my dad would run in the marine corps marathon in DC every year. when he saw I was getting into long distance running he sat me down and was like "it will destroy your body, you can do whatever you want but I wish I never started this stupid thing"

so yeah THATS the real reason why i dont run thons

I am a lifelong Uath Mammoth fan

He also needs to fuck all of our wives or else Jesus won’t come back