Goku: This Sparrowhawk guy seems strong!

Ursula K. Le Guin: Yes, he was quite strong, but strength meant nothing compared to his foolishness.

Goku: Wow.

i added a literal wolf and she instantly fell in love with Black Jack. It's what Tezuka wouldve wanted

The lingo mechanic is SUCH a good addition

eventually he was executed

that's a baby

free dog game available now! free fun of the greatest game all times! play it with enjoyment, this is my hardest work project of all time! spread the word!

undertaleforfree.com

meanwhile, the Light & Magic book club

lowest possible hanging fruit but i was still cracking up

The Vampire Armand broke down in blood tears after pulling in $45 on the opening night of the Night Island resort in Miami "Fuckkkk dude," he roared. "This island cost me so much money I'm so fuckeddddd"

This ugly son of a bitch is the beginning of a new and excitingly different story. And basically, you have the power to be his friend. How? Just read this true story Meme shitpost about Moon Child on the Amiga and PC

Is the site back? Can I post about Moon Child again?

towering presence

This is the best game ever

df

everything i want in life

寝弄り挿入

Renee sitting on a pillow bed surrounded by rabbits. She rests her back softly against the pillow as she struggles to sip her tea/coffee from around her gigantic breasts. Which are undoubtedly in the way.

There's nothing more cozy than a bed of pillows and soft things in the spring!
#hyperbreasts #hyper
Doodle commission for @exy.bsky.social

Angry Boss (Commission)
/anonymous

new_york_city

"I'm just a little guy surely I wouldn't be put into situations involving big ladies?"
Think again.
"That’s Cool and all but what if you put *girls* into situations with big ladies :3"
lots of situations to monitor lately
couple of tumblr asks

play stupid games win stupid prizes

Little Horn is born

i think if i was the protagonist of bram stoker's dracula i'd be able to handle things. i think i'd figure things out

i think if dracula happened to me i would handle it though

if carmilla happened to me i dont think i'd be able to handle it

tweet thread from @austin_walker dated Sep 1, 2021 (quote retweet of a Pokemon Unite post featuring Blastoise in a vest and hat) uncle with a new job lookin, kings of comedy lookin ass Blastoise comin thru the function talkin bout his "just like new" Mazda Miata Blastoise at your graduation talkin bout "they aint used to do hair colors like that in my day! I ain't mad at it, I ain't mad, but it's new!" This Blastoise got an old ass leather wallet, stuffed to the brim with ones and cards for defunct auto body shops. AND it is ALWAYS threatening to fall out his pockets My man won 5k on a scratch ticket last week, got a whole new fit. Saw him in the church parking lot this weekend with to the deacon's sister, talkin bout "It's French, actually. It's pronounced 'Blas-twah'"

for those who missed it at the time

spring is starting here so i felt like drawing some tulips :3

The heroes of light have sealed me once again.
(Will come back tomorrow tho) 👍