My thoughts go straight to Greebo as a man and his utter confusion…

I think mine is Granny, her depth is incredible.

Well I, for one, am hugely relieved that Tim Apple didn’t have to spend what little money he has on expensive consultants…

You are a god.

It’s encouraging that she’s realised she’s lost the plot though, I call that progress!

You always assume there must be a load of fuckwits where you live but it’s depressing to realise that you were right.

Ffs, I hate the fact that they pretend that they represent everyone in Epsom, most of us think they’re knuckle dragging twats.

I hope that’s now written into your contract for every appearance?!

Oh I hope they know who he is next time he has to have some sort of invasive investigation…

What are they good for? Absolutely nothing…

I’m more shocked by the fact that McVey is still an MP.

Right first time, I constantly think about him going!

So the devil isn’t hurling Trump in to hell? Well now I don’t know who to believe…

The devil on his shoulder is just getting heavier and heavier…

I assume that’s rhetorical.

Well done for saying something, absolute fuckwits.

All religion is nuts.

And how does a bunch of tossers stamping on police fans help anything?

I bet these bastards are really good at protecting women.

Moobs?

Isn’t the Pope a Head of State? He’s the leader of Vatican City and he’s won over this atheist.

If you’re a nice person then you will instantly be more attractive. Everyone in a good relationship thinks their partner is attractive whatever shape, size or anything else they are.

Fan the flames or face a lifetime of ‘but you stopped me doing…’! It’s really hard when you worry about their security but you never know where these things might lead (can you tell I’m going through something similar with one of mine?!).

We have very few windmills, he may be confusing us with the beautiful Netherlands, but we do have many profitable wind turbines.

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The Pope is a head of state.

Wait until he finds out about John Lennon…

Unfair to do this to people on a Monday morning…

Ah, my screensaver!

I’ve been a Springsteen obsessive for over 40 years, he has never looked like that!