"I was going to make croissants if you wanted to make them for me."

"at least I'm not the Chiefs" - Drake, probably

Did I go to Pacifica to eat the new Taco Bell nuggets at the fancy Taco Bell Cantina?

Yes, yes I did.

Screenshot of news headlines, each with an image of two young photorealistic lions next to an adult male lion. The first headline is from the Daily Beast and reads "'Mufasa' Is a Failure That Doesn't Even Have Good Songs"; the second is from The Times and reads "Mufasa: the Lion King review - a dazzling prequel with superb songs"

The duality of man

Was listening to some music i wrote like a decade ago and I'm fixated on the line "I can wear my 5 inch heels so you can cut me down to size"

Past me ... are you okay?

Oh no you want to do more of my favorite character whatever will i dooooooooo

Emmrich is my everything finally a Dragon Age boyfriend who didn't leave me emotionally devastated

I had so much fun being your Rikku! 💖💕💖

My cat just bit my hand and started pulling on me to let me know that no, mother, she is not here for my affection, she is here because the food in her bowl is not, currently, overflowing.

Oh right other people who love us also exist

Why the hell are you skeeting get thee to Thedas

He's also possibly the smoothest motherfucker Bioware has ever programmed

Omg i love Antoine and i spent a lot of hours terrified because he was listening to the Song too damn closely

My first playthrough i did not punch him and A Very Useful Consequence happens.

My Rook happens for Emmrich Volkarian and maybe literally for no one else ever I love him so much

Why can't anything nice happen to poor Bellara her whole storyline is so sad

Oh my gods the First Warden is the most punchable dude

I hate that one of the best pieces of art of the decade is a League of Legends property this timeline is so goddamn weird.

"Why does biblically accurate literally mean 'accurate to the Bible' but to the entire internet it means 'covered in eyes'?"

Bioware setting reasonable standards: why I'm single, a gamer girl saga

I just want to live in a world with my magic academic necromancer who loves me for me is that too much to ask

Working on finding little joy in my life: another playthrough of Veilguard.

Does anyone else wake up every morning feeling the crushing weight of the world on their chest while society burns around us or is that just me

Hi I forgot Bluesky existed but now everyone is moving over here so maybe I'll come by more often

That foot fetish Jesus ad made me wildly uncomfortable.

Child: "Who is Jay-Z?"
Me: "Beyonce's wife."
Friend: "When was he last relevant?"
Me: "When he fucked around on Beyonce and inspired the greatest revenge album of all time."

Miley woke up in 1983 and is living it.

Supportive girlfriend cheers on popular jock boyfriend, Republicans outraged: news at what in the fuck even is this decade o'clock.

Is it just me, or does the SAG-AFTRA AI voice actor deal sound like exactly what lesser known actors were trying to protect themselves against? Like, who needs voice actors if you can hire AI? But fuck video game performers am I right?