" I ain't that bad at this. "

not when it came to breakfast at least. but he won't refuse the ingredients and extra hands.

" you think you can do better then? "

even as a joke this is annoying. people really care how i take care of my hair?

( a few blinks, he believes it, but it's still other worldly to him. )

i'm gonna hate this.

he glances over, catching the smallest glimpse of her pulling her hair up. better make room.

" sure. thought you'd have wanted me to treat you or somethin'. "

think i'd sooner swallow my whole arm.

oh wow. been almost a century and i'm finally getting some good press.

( pursed lips, feigned excitement. )

your words, not mine.

not what he meant.

but he's trapped himself now. he seems dead in the eyes, this morning was something.

" yeah - yeah yeah. " off to the stove he goes.

at least i swung.

" great. "

guess at this point it didn't matter how he got there. didn't hurt anyone, right?

" mh... breakfast? "

he's stood with a baffled look. was it that funny? wait - was /he/ that funny?

" look dunno how I ended up in your bed and I'm just trying to figure it out, never said easy or - yeah of course I'd wine and dine. hell I wouldn't have even expected anything -- "

he drops his hands, a roll of the eyes. please don't make him spell it out - but maybe it was nothing if she had to ask?

" nothing. just forget it. you seem awful calm about finding me in your bed. /now/ at least. "

" not usually. "

he's rubbing the back of his head with a brow quirked. couldn't remember if he ever really /did/.

" . . . nothin' weird happened, did it? "

" fine ! fine ! sheesus. "

up he goes - untangling himself from the mess of their body parts, dusting himself off.

" how did i get in here - ? "

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another guttural sound escapes him as she yanks him down, hands quickly attempting to stop him from hitting his face.

" hey ! ! "

“Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man is back to defend the Spiderverse!”

that gets him up quick. shit - didn't mean for her to get /hurt/ over that.

" yelena? you alright? "

a grunt - then another, but then a long groan followed by some lazy swatting.

" nhh - c'mon, what's it matter ? it's too comfy to move now. "

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