you had me at bitch

wtf!! yes let’s go birding please

railroad tiles board game and birds of the midwest guide book

not beating the autism allegations any time soon

jack nicholson doing the kubrick stare in the shining (1980)

getting kubrick stared at by my chicago bf for putting ketchup on my hot dog

Image of Mark Carney looking absolutely overjoyed in Hollander’s team canada fleece

All of Canada when Bad Bunny yelled CANADAAAA

if i was 10 and had 16 friends i would absolutely do weapons (2025) as a group halloween costume

every time i take my clothes out of the big dryer in my building’s laundry room i completely understand how a hot stepmom could get stuck in there

yesssss

i forgot i had it and then found it in the closet like... oh this is coming out

anaïs in a sundress

anaïs in bike shorts and tank top and denim shirt over it

my two summer fit paths are little miss sundress or a take on laura dern layers in jurassic park, that’s all i’ve got

helen parr the woman you are

goddamn

watching the incredibles for the first time in my life and people weren't kidding, this mom is caked the fuck up

I’m good at tests and bad at resisting the sublime. I think that’s in the dsm5

absolutely, he will sing his parody song little pink wieners

cum for the chili dog stand

i'm at the glory hole i'm at the chili dog stand i'm at the combination glory hole chili dog stand

hi sharks today i'm asking for one million dollars for my combination glory hole/chili dog stand that i'm calling suckin and/or a chili dog

aw thank you

anaïs selfie long dark hair glasses and shirt with palm trees

anaïs mirror selfie adidas leggings tattoos glasses crop top reading we live in hell and also big cans

anyways we do in fact live in hell

screencap of ny times headline reading opinion by michelle goldberg and the title is photoshopped to read we should all know less about the charmin bears

uh oh came back to a lot more of you than before, thank you @dly.bsky.social 💗 i will try to be funny for y'all but if not i will be very hot and a little rude

she's perfect!

she is so fun

exactlyyy

i'm going to pick up sabrina carpenter on my shoulder like she's tiny tim and i'm scrooge to protect her from all these absolute losers who are scared of horny women

elon finally figured out how to get everyone to unblock him on his own site

happy pride, i'm sucking whatever you got going on

i feel like closer geographically (ahem @slackmo.bsky.social please confirm or correct) but if not geographically then definitely emotionally, let’s please hang!!!

miss YOU