how do you even make friends as an adult i feel stupid

don't patronize me

i wish life wasn't so mind numbingly boring

you work at the onion?

ive been seeing this too and its kinda wild

"Pragmata is activating women's ovaries in real ti-"

Last month in The Onion:

Dear god. Very, very serious allegations of mass civil rights violations at the State of Florida's Everglades immigration detention center (officially known as "Alligator Alcatraz").

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

thinking about the Evernight knight art i saw

Men will do anything but apologize

.@supermeatboy.bsky.social add a fucking change character button in the pause menu right now or im gonna crash out

The obvious answer here is that the student protest movement was broadly smeared as anti-semitic and aligned with terrorists, and a variety of institutions from government, media and the universities acted as if that smear was true, threatening, suspending, expelling and even deporting students.

Only 2 Dead In Bearable Tragedy Community Mourns Loss Of Couple It Will Soon Learn To Live Without

Only 2 Dead In Bearable Tragedy https://theonion.com/only-2-dead-in-bearable-tragedy/

“Why aren’t people using blue sky” idk I’m jerking off rn

It always cracks me up that this is the only product that users are supposed to shoulder the burden of growing. Apple doesn't call me once a week like "Bad news sir the quarter's not looking good"

Isn’t that dangerous as hell tho

yippee!

update: I figured out how to texture thing

cans and table

Learning to use blender! Here’s some stuff I made so far

Jonathan, the world's oldest tortoise, has died at 193 years old

He was gay and lived through two world wars and 40 US presidents

This is probably a better photo for context

Good point

Thanks! I’m trying to learn to use blender and I’m just trying to make basic props and stuff. Grid fill is just the way I know how to fill in gaps while making every face clean and uniform

is this considered bad topology? #blender

my weirdest flex is that i cant user grindr half the time because i get flooded with too many messages when i open the app

Oh my god, TWO bunnies?!