My Cousin Vinny as a 4/20 movie pick

he's just not that into you sry

Achewood ass ad

12 Min Full Body WALL PILATES Workout | Lose Fat! YouTube video by Jenna Collins Fitness

(j/k, i'm yelling at IG ads/front page of search engines. there are plenty of Jennas & Rachels hustling for free on youtube)

we're at war, JESSICA.
AMY.
KAITLYN.
these are WAR TIMES.
you think ROSIE THE RIVETER was out there gatekeeping wall pilates??
don't betray women like this.
tell us how to get a tight ass while balancing on a wall for free

♪
we had joy, we had fun
we had hot dog on a bun
some funyuns & sprite
7/11 spicy bite

[read this in the tune of "shave & a haircut, two bits"]

♪ rocks on a road trip, yeehaw!

there's a guy here replacing Car's windshield. Car needs to be turned on at times during the process.. because electric? so Captain Bluetooth keeps connecting to it intermittently.. while i'm watching cursed tiktoks & listening to drag queen podcasts. you're welcome, my dude.

did you know SEASHORE and SEAHORSE are ANAGRAMS??

Maladroit is simply the last good album. solid ground good. it's filed under Hills I Die Upon: Maybe Because I Was 17 At The Time Idk

they've never returned to anything ever, though. Weezer is an old car with duct taped windows but for some reason new rims and LED lamps

dip an oatmeal raisin cookie in maple syrup. do it.

can you marry a bowl of pasta? is that gay?

michael ian black going into politics (what, you don't subscribe to his Substack?) & having his cheeks SnatchedToTheGods on CNN wasn't on my lifetime bingo card and it wasn't on yours either DON'T LIE

is.. is this supposed to be microdosing??

good evening!
you are the product of jizz.
gens after gens worth of jizzim.
it has taken an estimated gajillion gallons of jizzies for you to be reading this rn.
stay humble ✌️

Carls Is Dead/Long Live Carls

changing your name is not a finite resource, it's a gov't service you pay (too much) for. taking a spouse's last name is the exact same process. you have the right to feel as comfortable as you want/need to be <3 let a trans in front of you in the DMV line, tho

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

body dysmorphin power rangers

I CARE YouTube video by Turnstile - Topic

unless you are whole-heartedly sure what the definition of "gooning" is, i would refrain from using it. this is me looking out for you! i care!

Is Jabba the Hutt’s Son Hot Now? Consider this: He’s really jacked.

as the great Liz Lemon once said: "No. Stop. I will leave."

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

after all this time.. all these perfectly good reasons.. what's going to make me watch Heated Rivalry is finding out wolf parade's "i'll believe in anything" is in it

does it have protein tho

good to know, thanks! everyone everywhere is hocking it. my Dr even suggested it off label for depression/addictive tendencies? apparently science has findings :0 but if a drug has side effects, i get them (low tolerance to everything, baybeee!!)

we did what now????

nice. have you experienced hair loss? luke is interested, but it's not a light decision thanks to srsly side effects

ah. how long have you been shootin up & how's it going?