Every day I’m thankful that I had the foresight to sell all of my American investments.

I would have won the American Revolution, the War of 1812, and the American Civil War in under 30 minutes.

Were the commemorative sneakers designed before the shooting, or did they start designing them within hours of it happening? They were selling them a day or two later.

Considering his drinking habits, he’s more likely to black out before he backs out.

He’s going to regret his decision when he sobers up.

Decisive? More like indecisive…

Thanks to all the insider trading manipulating the markets, I now have to follow the latest news to know when to buy gas. Fantastic.

Maybe Ford should worry more about the long-term reliability of their own vehicles?

Oldwing 😉

This is perfect.

By bird I hope you mean random passers-by.

Alpha Papa is such a great movie.

Colorado's wealthiest man owns Coachella.
He also bankrolled Project 2025, and the right-wing machine that killed Roe. I spent 20 years organizing to protect the rights he spent millions trying to erase.
That's why I don't take corporate PAC money.
Join the fight:
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Pope Leo should tell JD to go fuck a couch.

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

A+ headline.

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It’s like the Allies discovering what happened in Auschwitz all over again.