CW: transphobia Random guy: "gulp, you're trans?! I thought you were a woman with a dick!" Circe: "Well, yeah I am a woman with a dick?" Random guy: "no no like, a CIS woman with a dick" Circe: "???" Random guy: "oh god it's woke now- I can't jerk off like this!!!" Circe:"but..." LATER Circe: "I dunno... I guess I thought it was normal to support the rights of the people making porn for you. Basic respectr and gratitude, yknow?" Circe's friend: "No dignity." Circe: "So I hit 'im with the reverse-cum technique, un-cumming every undeserved orgasm. Putting alll that cum back in! Basically, his balls exploded"

Something wacky that happens occasionally
(bad people overlooking all the subtle queer cues in my art 'n then getting upset when it becomes a bit more overt)
#nsfw

They're just making you more powerful! XD

In response to yet another day of waking up and my mind automatically going 'what can we do to make sure we don't have to do much/any work today?', I've booked a week off, starting tomorrow.

Fed up of grinding my soul away for no security, no prospects and constant worry.

Hope some rest helps..

Well, I don't trust the work anyone who uses this shit does anyways, so I won't need to change my expectations one bit..

Spent twenty of my precious bank hol morning minutes sprawled on the bed in direct sunlight.. So pleasant and warm..

Then I received a stern complaint from the Sun herself for the amount of light that was reflecting off my skin and was told to pack it in.. XD

a happy first contact day sign with a man waving ALT: a happy first contact day sign with a man waving

Happy First Contact Day my friends!

Star Trek is a gift that brings joy, laughter, and sometimes heartbreak. Through it, I've met some of my best and closest friends, and I couldn't be more grateful.

Enjoy the day, watch some Trek, and as always - Live Long and Prosper :)

I have my bsky set up very specifically. A feed of folks I follow, and the furry tag feed.

Your reposting of yourself got annoying so I unfollowed. I still see your replies, and I see your posts in the furry feed.

Personal follow counts mean nothing to me, so I'm sorry if my actions upset you.

Making the mistake was good and fun, paying the price less so..

A bit, but still.. XD

I... Don't... Learn!!! XD

Box ticking exercise it seems.. 'placate the plebs with some performative bullshit' was just on the to-do list, right next to 'perpetuate the misery of the most marginalised' and 'further line my own pockets'.

Don't suppose you recall where those straps came from for your socks? I've been on the look out for similar for a while and I really like the design of these..

Been putting the makeup on since I got up.. Just the bright green wig to go.. XD

Yeah, can't disagree.. XD

Yes, body, I agree.. It was a mistake to go to bed at 3:30am this morning, spending a further hour having sexy times with the bf, and then needing to be up at 9am for a 'possible' maintenance visit for the house.

Tired doesn't begin to cover it.. X'D

old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

April 1st never fails to justify my cold, cynical take on anything I see online, and reinforces my need to validate anything mildly interesting or (dare I say it) hopeful.. Despite how utterly exhausting it is to have to question everything and doubt everyone.

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Relatable tbh

Maybe.. Just for today.. I upgrade my genderfluidity to full on 🏳️‍⚧️?

Chicken, sweetcorn, red onion on a thin crust base pls :3

Terrible, tone deaf and self destructive move.

Do yourselves a favour and publicly kill this initiative before you hemorrhage more users and this platform loses what little it still has going for it.

All we wanted was an edit button and private profiles, and you give us this bullshit.. Nah..

Gosh this can be a mood sometimes.. XD

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All signed in and details given for my minor eye surgery today.. Told to get here for 7:30am, with an expected op time of 11:30am.

Guess I'm entertaining myself for 3.5hrs on a ward that has mobile signal maybe 5% of the time x_x

All signed in and details given for my minor eye surgery today.. Told to get here for 7:30am, with an expected op time of 11:30am.

Guess I'm entertaining myself for 3.5hrs on a ward that has mobile signal maybe 5% of the time x_x

Today is apparently just one of those days where I just can't muster a good thought or feeling about myself, my body or my day.

Got a bunch of uninspiring work to do today, Outpatient surgery at the eye hospital tomorrow, and I just can't seem to drum up any positive energy.

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