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Posts by Eli Sessions

Classic, simple, big enough, easy to read. I think that’s STL’s.

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oldest and fatherless iirc

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“we’re not owned!!” shrieked a tiny jd vance as he disappeared into his own shirt collar

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OH YEAH

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is it hiding beneath an upside down rectangular pizza??

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I love it when people are like “ha, it’s as if Moby Dick was about a whale!!” I know what they mean, but bud, it is extremely about a whale

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I’m a big fan of IA Writer. in this case IA does not actually stand for irrationally angry

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oh no

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they’ve bleeped out the word “frizz”

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It feels like that might have been the challenge he was set, and if so he’s doing great. But I can’t remember the last time he really got ahold of one.

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The book! I haven’t had the courage to watch the movie

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One of those “he was still alive???” moments. He described so much of our modern world so well.

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There’s a running joke in Hard To Be A God about this

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boys we’re sending you to war to keep the shipping lanes open

sir when did they close sir!

ever since we sent you boys to war

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in my park these swaybacked, plaited, flattened little pennants. they were gossiping right before i arrived

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A photograph of a huge Home Depot store with a cloudy sky above it.

A photograph of a huge Home Depot store with a cloudy sky above it.

“Under socialism there isn’t any competition. You have to go to one big grim warehouse on the edge of town for everything”

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Ultra spooky, loved that

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me reaping

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approx 1,000,000 thinkpieces incoming on the real concerns of “quiet Greens” who all parties need to start paying attention to or face electoral oblivion. wait, why not

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Personally I finish every album because I need to “know what happens” and then I never listen again

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Really we now have three different zones. The pentagonal prism of the rulebook, this new 2D zone, and the zone the umps actually call, which is oval-shaped.

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“Who has put a spider in my coffee! I demand to know, this instant!”

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big supply teacher energy. baffled to the end

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post a tree you photographed

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baffled to the end. imagine if a person of colour was this shit at their jobs. they’d never make it past the first interview.

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when i accidentally get a full night’s sleep i feel absolutely fantastic the next day. i wonder if there’s a lesson to learn there oh well guess we’ll never know

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Wow.

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you never her

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just humiliating to be ruled by these dolts

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I think about ethan p. from time to time. I met him once!

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