a google search result for the website KevinSorboGold.com, advertising a comprehensive guide to help you navigate financial uncertainty
Kevin Sorbo showing you a bar of his Sorbo Gold
[steely dan voice] 🎶 the sorbo gold 🎶
want to feel old? balloons boy is 22 years old. and he is still up there in that balloons
Perfect for getting stained with space blood, cum, and boogers during the Gwar set. Catch us all month with the scumdogs of the universe.
Posses-Stans sound off. The official video for “Burn For It” starring Alexis Krauss going through Isabelle Adjani’s entire madness spiral from “Possession” in 6 minutes is out right now. Watch it on FANGORIA dot com
www.fangoria.com/blood-vultur...
About to do some time in the big house
tbh TSwift is a total blind spot for me and will probably remain so as I do not wish to endure the wrath of her army.
Tomorrow, we get POSSESSED
In celebration of the release of his debut album, The Master wishes to share with you the official music video for Die Close. It is heavily inspired by 1987 vampire cinema and features guest vocals from Stephen Brodsky, Emily Lee, Gina Gleason, and Kristin Hayter
youtu.be/e7hoNtWF--s?...
Behold the dawn of “Grey Mourning.” the second single from The Master’s debut LP “Die Close” (coming June 27th.) Listen/watch the piece in full to hear additional guitar compositions from Jade Puget of AFI
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the grey morning is upon us…
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Had a dream I was in a foot race with Mark Whalberg. Who’d win in a race me or Mark Whalberg?
Guy at the show last night: “hey what’s your shirt??”
The shirt:
Is Bruce Springsteen Mom Rock?
Mixed by Mario Quintero who actually did the latest Pallbearer record!
I have a new band @bloodvulture.bsky.social and we just put out our first single. Check it out if you like Type O Negative, AIC, Crowbar, practical horror effects, and Tales From The Crypt youtu.be/DwMOaqOIsxE
The Master wishes to share with you “A Dream About Starving to Death,” the first single from Blood Vulture’s debut LP “Die Close” coming June 27th.
It is time, our debut single just dropped
Spotify:
open.spotify.com/track/4y9Cze...
Apple:
music.apple.com/us/album/a-d...
tomorrow
04/16/2025
Everyone say hi to my band’s new social media intern, “Montague.” Welcome to “The Blood Vault.” @bloodvulture.bsky.social
The real reason I like Trek better than Wars is because they used the backwards KoЯn Я that one time.
That new Kenny Omega entrance song giving youtu.be/GI6CfKcMhjY
Me the entire best song acceptance speech
After this performance, I think we can all agree that Conan needs to be officially reinstated as Tonight Show host and Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno should be sentenced to clean trash out of the ocean for the rest of their lives.
I would be honored
Yes absolutely cultural appropriation/insensitivity acknowledged. Purely here for swash buckling, heart ripping, and hell summoning.
Temple Of Doom is the best Indiana Jones movie, the only problem is Steven Spielberg forgot to cast Cher in it. Every scene could be exactly the same but if it’s Cher instead of Kate as “Willie” it works. Cher singing anything goes. Cher putting perfume on an Elephant. That thing wins best picture.
