Made the mistake of zooming in on my face in photos and got really down on myself for (the gall! The scandal!) having wrinkles

This is what 30 feels like

Just had to explain what fetish/kink is to my 45+ yr old coworker

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Volunteer forms for Fatlesque Fest NW are OPEN!!

Puckduction presents
Fatlesque Fest NorthWest 2025
January 30 - February 1

At The Triple Door
Seattle, WA 98101

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Hey Seattle! Come see me tomorrow in Tacoma!

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I just witnessed satsuma (back) fully place his butthole on Lasagn’s face (front)

I feel like Annie Lennox should be more famous than she is

“helping”

SEATTLE!!! Come see me Sunday?

Anyone wanna buy me the nosferatu popcorn bucket

Everyone clowns on adults making Christmas lists but I’m 30 and my mom actually asked me for one and so did my partner sooo

My son Lasagn

Also I met a newbie who was amazed by the fact you could take off a glove with your buttcheeks.

Honey you can do anything you want with your butthole!

I’m 2 seconds from creating a “things you don’t learn in burlesque 101” class just for the fact so many newbies don’t know that you can keep your body hair and also glitter it

Just bought a whole bunch of pearls for an upcoming act! #luxury

Add me please!

I’m watching Everything Everywhere All at Once for the 3rd time and just being reminded that this is a once in a lifetime masterpiece

If you see this, join in!
Pronouns: they/them
Height: 5'4”
Shoesize: 7
Smoke: no
Tattoos: no
Piercings: ears & septum
Fav drink: dirty gin martini

If you see this, join in! Pronouns: She/Her
Height: 5'7
Shoesize: 11
Smoke: nope
Tattoos: none, yet
Piercings: just ears
Fav drink:ice cold Coke on a hot day, hot mocha on a cold day

Does this count as a getting to know me post?