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Posts by Instructor Plato

I actually do have access to the bubbling pink liquid that makes your breasts spontaneously quadruple in size while making a series of balloon-inflating sound effects, it's just that I can't hand it out because tests on mice show it leads to elevated risk of cancer over 15-20 years.

1 week ago 35 6 4 0

The popular answer to this I see in my district is the eye emitted IR laser. Turning worthless things on fire by staring at them is pretty satisfying.

4 days ago 7 1 0 0

You can go the classic approach of insisting upon redundancy. It'd be awful for a Lord to lose two arms and not have spares.

4 days ago 2 0 0 0

Lord Adrastus's checkup is today. Somebody give me ideas for how I could finally convince him to get an extra pair of arms.

4 days ago 14 2 3 0
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comm for @zendrozi.bsky.social
#robotart

1 month ago 508 148 1 0

You can use this tool to contact your lawmakers: badinternetbills.com

1 month ago 994 1055 9 1
Digital painting of Gata, a fusion of Tahu and Gali, from Bionicle. The image is steeped in rusty red tones mimicking her armor, and blood is dripping from their Geyser Bardische and hands. Her four eyes are narrowed to vibrating points of uncontrollable rage, and electric currents rise and dance across her terrifying mask and bladed weapon.

She is looking down at the viewer with unreadable, alien expression.

Digital painting of Gata, a fusion of Tahu and Gali, from Bionicle. The image is steeped in rusty red tones mimicking her armor, and blood is dripping from their Geyser Bardische and hands. Her four eyes are narrowed to vibrating points of uncontrollable rage, and electric currents rise and dance across her terrifying mask and bladed weapon. She is looking down at the viewer with unreadable, alien expression.

Gata

Or Blood Gali

A fusion/Vhotai of Tahu and Gali, born of fury, to rip and tear, until Marendar's rust-red oil-blood is separated from its body permanently.

1 month ago 119 41 6 1
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ive been weightlifting since the start of the year, and im getting a lil swole .... so have a Gym Mod

1 month ago 5630 723 65 0
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tried a new machine at the gym that knocked the shit right out of my ass

1 month ago 2409 194 47 0
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doggirlhen Apr 9
maidgirl whos super competitive with a roomba but then they. they uh,. well

bunnyalope Apr 9
Please don't stick your dick in the roomba

doggirlhen Apr 9
you hate women and those who dream

doggirlhen Apr 9 maidgirl whos super competitive with a roomba but then they. they uh,. well bunnyalope Apr 9 Please don't stick your dick in the roomba doggirlhen Apr 9 you hate women and those who dream

7 months ago 1025 314 1 4
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hippolyta design for @birdofvictory.bsky.social while i try rlly hard not to crash out :,)
#fanart #art #gunmetalolympus

2 months ago 43 18 1 1

I voted Hades

2 months ago 2 0 1 0

NO, THAT WOULD BE YOUR MOTHER

2 months ago 20 1 2 0
Sketch painting of a young, athletic, red-headed woman, posing in the nude at sunrise.

Sketch painting of a young, athletic, red-headed woman, posing in the nude at sunrise.

Painting of a mature, heavily muscled, red-headed woman, posing in the nude at sunset - the same woman as in the other picture, but older and scarred after a lifetime of fighting, and with a few melancholy strands of white that adorn her hair.

Painting of a mature, heavily muscled, red-headed woman, posing in the nude at sunset - the same woman as in the other picture, but older and scarred after a lifetime of fighting, and with a few melancholy strands of white that adorn her hair.

The journey of life
#art #musclegirl

2 months ago 1057 246 22 0

She's a great boss, all around.

2 months ago 6 0 0 0
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Something different for once, no wheels!
Practicing on mech design, not really my core field but it's always fun to dab into it.

#mech #mechdesign #mechadesign #robot #scifi #visdev

3 months ago 298 65 7 1
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Happy Persephone Effect Day to those who celebrate <3

2 months ago 66 29 6 3
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Persephone Effect in a nutshell #gunmetalolympus

2 months ago 28 8 0 0

I feel like if someone put Lord Apollo at the bottom of a swimming pool the result would just be Cherenkov Radiation.

3 months ago 5 0 0 1
an artwork by Spindle of the character Tether, a human with short black hair, black sclera and red eyes (with white pupils, her eyes are cybernetic). She's sitting on the floor, holing a cigarette, having just come out of the shower, a towel is on her head and she's wearing flip flops

an artwork by Spindle of the character Tether, a human with short black hair, black sclera and red eyes (with white pupils, her eyes are cybernetic). She's sitting on the floor, holing a cigarette, having just come out of the shower, a towel is on her head and she's wearing flip flops

out of the shower

6 months ago 5765 691 19 3
an artwork by Spindle of a midriff section of a character wearing a military uniform (pants and croptop). The pants are open with a slight bush showing, and the hands are caressing the belly area. On the midriff are plates on each side.

behind the character is a warning label that says "WARNING - BURN HAZARD - Do not touch."

an artwork by Spindle of a midriff section of a character wearing a military uniform (pants and croptop). The pants are open with a slight bush showing, and the hands are caressing the belly area. On the midriff are plates on each side. behind the character is a warning label that says "WARNING - BURN HAZARD - Do not touch."

Caution, hot surface

3 months ago 7985 1459 69 12

It's very important to obtain two different types of sports bras. Your wife's sports bras, and sports bras that are a few sizes too small for your huge chest.

3 months ago 25 6 0 1
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Nyopu in a hoodie

4 months ago 1184 242 2 0

Mata Nui

Without saying Gundam, name a giant robot

3 months ago 4 2 1 0

Just like wrestling, safety experts recommend participants stick to partners within their weight class.

3 months ago 22 3 1 0
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DON'T BELIEVE THE PROPAGANDA. BIG MECH WANTS YOU TO THINK THEY'RE FUN SO YOU FUCK THE MACHINE. NOT SO FUN WHEN A 10 METER CYLINDER IS STUCK INSIDE OF YOU.

3 months ago 56 7 7 1
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Panel 1: an instrument panel and the mech pilot's hands are visible. they are making the decision to eject when panel 2 occurs. 

Panel 2: a beam weapon rips through the pilot's cockpit mortally wounding the pilot. 

Panel 3: a dying pilot laments that it's too late to eject now.

Panel 1: an instrument panel and the mech pilot's hands are visible. they are making the decision to eject when panel 2 occurs. Panel 2: a beam weapon rips through the pilot's cockpit mortally wounding the pilot. Panel 3: a dying pilot laments that it's too late to eject now.

No mech pilot's luck lasts forever! Not even poor Harriet.

Sometimes a lucky shot just gets you, skilled or not!

Remember to eject before the large beam weapon relieves you of half your digestive tract.

3 months ago 427 117 24 1

GAY SON (APOLLO) VS. THOUGHT DAUGHTER (ATHENA)

3 months ago 33 3 0 0

I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY BEAUTIFUL GAY SON *SQUINTS AT SCRIBBLED HANDWRITING* AUTISM

3 months ago 38 11 0 1