Colored pencil drawing of a butterfly landing in a flower

Just a lil guy

Out of Context Things Overheard in Our House #433:

“I think he’s cute. I just also think he looks like if Pinocchio became a real boy and then grew up.”

I started but was struggling 😅I need to circle back.

Exactly what I was thinking 😂

I had a lot of fun with this one!

Play-doh orange bear with a red shirt and black smiley face

It was supposed to be Winnie the Pooh, but the existential dread in its eyes turned it into a self portrait.

A cow made out of play-doh. The main body is blue, spots are white, udder is black, and feet, horns, and mouth are orange

Blue cow, stunning!

Easy A is a formative Gay Movie for me because it was one of the first I saw with a queer character. Plus, Stanley Tucci looks like… that.

I lasted two days.

“Quiet quitting” but it’s just playing video games and getting a blowjob while on the clock.

Remember when he was Pizzerina Sbarro’s Sex Idiot on 30 Rock?

Does anyone want to play Ogre Oustin’ with me to earn some Mochi in Pokémon Scarlet/Violet? Trying to bank some Mochi to use for Champions teams :)

Hear me out - The Great British Bake Off

Sometimes we watch tv and Ryan Lochte will be there unexpectedly, and I wonder if his agent thinks, “what’s the silliest place I can send this man next?”

Paramount Plus is truly just an ad machine that they never bothered considering would be used by actual humans. The user experience is atrocious.

Nadie me dijo que sonic canta las de Selena XD aguante el sonic argentino 💖 #sonic #cosplay #anicon TikTok video by Yuuko

What does it say about me that three people have sent me this TikTok of someone dressed as Sonic the Hedgehog singing “Amor Prohibido” 😂

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkuDvoHM/

Thank you so much 🥰🫶🏼🫶🏼

Thank you 🥹🥰💖

Baby’s first prom 🪩

I’m so glad I got to have this experience with @shark0chie.bsky.social 🥰

Take out coffee lid with “Smile! Jesus loves you” written on the top

I was in a bad mood and this made it worse, actually 😐

New Kacey song hits a little *too* hard. I also long to be in the middle of nowhere so no one can bother me for a while.

Gregory coming out of his shell while drunk but also demanding the dj play the same song 7+ times on this week’s Abbott Elementary… if they don’t get my man his autism assessment soon I’m gonna lose it.

All I know is Elle Woods would NEVER boot up an AI chatbot on her tangerine iBook.

SNL screencap/meme of Bill Hader dancing in a box

New Kacey Musgraves, Olivia Rodrigo, Avril Lavigne, and Demi Lovato singles all on the same day?

Sitcoms that can balance humor that requires a bit of knowledge/critical thought with base level, braindead jokes are very important to me.

I would love to go one day without seeing a GLP-1 ad. (This is not commentary on anyone using the medication, just the inescapable marketing.)

Super inconvenient timing for half a dozen Libby holds to be ready to check out.

Screen-cap from Gossip Girl or Michelle Trachtenberg. Text reads, “Well you can tell Jesus that the bitch is back.”

After not getting much work on my next book done for months, I’ve spent every free moment today working on it

I firmly believe that an unsalted steak fry from a sketchy-looking burger shack can fix most bad days.

That’s exactly what I was watching 😂