Paramount Plus is truly just an ad machine that they never bothered considering would be used by actual humans. The user experience is atrocious.

Nadie me dijo que sonic canta las de Selena XD aguante el sonic argentino 💖 #sonic #cosplay #anicon TikTok video by Yuuko

What does it say about me that three people have sent me this TikTok of someone dressed as Sonic the Hedgehog singing “Amor Prohibido” 😂

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Thank you so much 🥰🫶🏼🫶🏼

Thank you 🥹🥰💖

Baby’s first prom 🪩

I’m so glad I got to have this experience with @shark0chie.bsky.social 🥰

Take out coffee lid with “Smile! Jesus loves you” written on the top

I was in a bad mood and this made it worse, actually 😐

New Kacey song hits a little *too* hard. I also long to be in the middle of nowhere so no one can bother me for a while.

Gregory coming out of his shell while drunk but also demanding the dj play the same song 7+ times on this week’s Abbott Elementary… if they don’t get my man his autism assessment soon I’m gonna lose it.

All I know is Elle Woods would NEVER boot up an AI chatbot on her tangerine iBook.

SNL screencap/meme of Bill Hader dancing in a box

New Kacey Musgraves, Olivia Rodrigo, Avril Lavigne, and Demi Lovato singles all on the same day?

Sitcoms that can balance humor that requires a bit of knowledge/critical thought with base level, braindead jokes are very important to me.

I would love to go one day without seeing a GLP-1 ad. (This is not commentary on anyone using the medication, just the inescapable marketing.)

Super inconvenient timing for half a dozen Libby holds to be ready to check out.

Screen-cap from Gossip Girl or Michelle Trachtenberg. Text reads, “Well you can tell Jesus that the bitch is back.”

After not getting much work on my next book done for months, I’ve spent every free moment today working on it

I firmly believe that an unsalted steak fry from a sketchy-looking burger shack can fix most bad days.

That’s exactly what I was watching 😂

Sandra from “Superstore” strumming a ukulele. Text reads, “I don’t belong here” with music notes on either side

Finally caved and tried Threads for book purposes, but it appears to be only for empty moral grandstanding and thinly veiled literary elitism?

You’re already Mega Handsome, any more power might be dangerous.

Promotional poster for “Rhythm of the Hart” by Ryan Ramirez Webb. Red background with paper texture. Main image is a muscular blond man sitting in red underwear. He’s wearing reindeer antlers and a string of holiday lights is wrapped around his body. A yellow circle surrounds him. A green header box contains text that reads, “How Zach Started His Feelings Confession”. A yellow arrow points to a text box that reads, “I wasn't sick. I have feelings. Big feelings. Like, the kind of feelings that make me want to bring you gifts and do cute shit for and with you. Every time either of you talks to me, all I wanna do is kiss you. And watching you get closer the last few days has been killing me because I want to be part of it. I want to be with you. Both of you. And I don't know what that would even look like if you even both felt the same way. But I just had to say it because the feelings aren't going away." Underneath that, a blue header box with text that reads, “How they ALL finished”. A yellow arrow points from that to a text box that reads, I pull him close, our naked bodies meeting fully for the first time, and he kisses the top of my head. Dominic wraps his arms around both of us, and I turn to kiss him. I don't know exactly what this is going to mean going forward, but I'm excited to find out. And I'm going to have to sanitize the table at least five times, but this was so worth it.” Bottom section contains the book cover image and text that reads, “Available in Paperback, Audio, and ebook. Only at ryanramirezwebb.com”

There’s no rule that says you can’t enjoy a filthy MMM holiday novella in April, btw 😈🎅🏼 #mmromance #indieauthor #spicybooks #gaybooks #queerbooks

ryanramirezwebb.com/pages/rhythm...

Purple pink background with an ereader in the center with the cover of Sheila on the Mend. Floating ice cream cones all around.

During a night out with her future sister-in-law Sheila meets the woman she didn't know she needed.

#ThatsLesfic🫦
#LesbianFiction
#BookSky

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I appreciate this thread (sincerely).

It’s kind of a bummer than most people know Alanis from Jagged Little Pill, because her later work is also incredible. Such Pretty Forks in the Road in particular feels like an important album along her journey.

Happy birthday!

Sound mixing is a lost art. I’m reaching for the volume controls way too often during recent media.

I’ve been teaching myself to draw for around 6 years now, and I think in all that time the hardest thing I’ve drawn is still Scoobert fucking Doo. Those proportions were a nightmare 😂

Feeling brave enough to speak my truth…

Dennis Duffy was Liz Lemon’s hottest lover.

I’ve been waiting for a good excuse to use this screenshot 😂

[At the orgy]

I’ll add that to my list of seasons to look into after this one. After getting through a binge watch, I don’t know if I’d have the patience for a live season 😂 I loved Canada but I was also frequently annoyed with the recapping.

I wasn’t sure on the timeline, haha