they should invent a nonstick pan that is good, not going to kill you, dishwasher safe, and lasts. no I do not want to deal with cast iron or carbon steel

wait today is April 20th. The calendar month for April is 4. The day is 20. 420. Is this anything?

still kicking myself for not seeing tennis in their farewell tour last year

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

someone needs to take instagram away from me. It’s convincing me I should become a landlord and I don’t like that

Starting to wonder about the shadowy tech company named after the powerful fictional surveillance tools rendered dangerous once one fell into the wrong hands

Six months of asking for better security and those idiots in ops decide what we need are weapons lockers. My people are technicians, not guards! Best case it's just more to get stolen since the code on the lockers is just 0000. I'm going straight to Miller with this, I think she's in Environmental.

maybe like 5 people would buy a subscription to an only fans and that could at least buy me some diet coke

Instagram trying to convince me i could financemaxx my way into early retirement by like making videos or something…no

they need to bring back Read or Die

You know me

unpopular opinion: i think we would all be more comfortable in Naruto style clothing

it troubles me that I never get news or videos about ongoing ❄️ activity anymore, like who’s being taken, what’s happening with all that? I don’t get anything from MSP or even locally anymore

Gloria: [delivers true high speed rail to the US]
me: hell yeah, sick transit, Gloria

am I a person with too many thoughts? yes. am I person with connections, desires, feelings, experiences? no. it’s just a swirl of trash up here

if you advertise and admit to your crimes before you commit them, you do get special abilities it’s true

I keep getting these videos from this person in Portland marketing themselves as building “community wealth” or “conscious wealth” but it just sounds like creating a network of landlords lol

Thank you 💜

Where are those pants from?? They’re great

One day i hope to do more than just lurk there lol

the sun upon my frail ginger skin is once again making me yearn for a cowboy hat

The my dinner with Andre video game

One of my all time favorite Simpsons gags

can’t wait to see what war crimes people commit in the new tomodatchi life

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My annual reminder that if you need to buy a window A/C this year do not simply buy the largest model you can afford. Energy Star has a sizing guide.

Why do you want an AC that is sized for your room?

Because an undersized A/C won't cool well and an oversized A/C will leave a space humid

Jira has come a long way but things are still such a clusterfuck to find…

apparently there is a thing called a bike bus in Portland where the kids are lead to school and picked up/dropped up on the route by chaperones and all the students on the bike bus and that’s so freakin cool and looks fun and I wish that was a thing when I was a kid

I think it’s in many ways a tale as old as time: tech leaders don’t know how to measure output, or what’s valuable, and instead chase trends to make themselves look like industry leaders so instead you gotta do this bullshit to keep your job

in a slack for coworkers from my last job and a few people are getting evaluated on their AI token use (ugh gross). Someone has apparently solved this by creating a chat room for Claude to collaborate with itself in. 9 days later and they’ve already burned through $8k in tokens

*trent reznor voice* my whole existence is claude / you help me break things in prod