You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

If I get a recurring role I hear they will be letting me share statistics about physician job satisfaction directly to the camera

I will never get over a working *chef* being like “you spend too much time focused on work, instead of coming to my birthday party”

Pittsburgh was named in honor of William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham, often referred to as William Pitt the Elder to distinguish him from his son William Pitt the Younger. The suffix burgh is the Scots language and Scottish English cognate of the English language borough, which has other cognates in words and place names in several Indo-European languages. Historically, this morpheme was used in place names to describe a location as being defensible, such as a hill, a fort, or a fortified settlement.!! [note 1]

Just got my sides so I can prepare to audition for a role on The Pitt

I disagree with most of the definitions in the Merriam-Webster dictionary, but it's still useful for the spelling

Gilmore Girls had a built in answer because they were all dysfunctional and you shouldn’t expect them to have figured anything out in the interim

Maybe Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend made it up to him with a grilled gruyere

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Getting some mixed messages here

Oh, so making lemonade out of lemons is a crime now?

Not sure how to enact this correctly but being an influencer should be illegal

Huge fans of Firefly, and everyone stans Ron Glass’s character

Vanity plate on a sprinter van that says “GNOCCHI”

best vanity plate in NYC until proven otherwise

I can’t believe that Bluesky is litigating whether Madonna, famous for making a bunch of great pop songs, was any good at pop music

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

Seven years ago:

I dont want to pick on this person, but are you fucking kidding me?

Sorry Obama, the kids only have eyes for Mamdani

This is just not a take that lives in reality. "Dress You Up," "Holiday," "Like a Prayer," "Like a Virgin," "Hung Up," "Ray of Light," "La Isla Bonita," "Into the Groove," "Lucky Star," "Material Girl," "Papa Don't Preach," and "Vogue": I hear her songs out in the wild all the time.

entire Immaculate Collection holds up. I can tell because when I was a college senior each of the three girls who lived on the other side of the fire door listened to it once a day, so my brain can summon it instantly.

In fact it holds up *better than when I had to hear it three times a day.

Who is saying she wasn’t a good singer, though?

onion-souls Follow My most strongly held conspiratorial belief is that there was never such a thing as a "tuffet" and all instances of such and dictionary definitions were fabricated by Big Little Miss Muffet

You would not believe what post this was responding to

Learned a lot about tree law in the comments on that one

They should have used semicolons but didn’t want anyone to think they were written by AI

massive missed opportunity: no one wrote a review of Stalnaker’s “Context” (2016) titled “Ode to a Gricean Turn”

one time i opened a great big binder of my mech-eng brother's handwritten class notes and it said "ENG365: Introduction to Bending" and thats the funniest thing I've ever seen

The FBI Director Is MIA Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

“On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to Justice Department and White House officials.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

Nancy strutting in a leather jacket, gets on her bicycle. Sluggo declares that she’s a biker now

Nancy 4/13/26

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS IN BED, SHE IS COUNTING SHEEP , SO SHE CAN GET TO SLEEP WE SEE HER IMAGINING SHEEP JUMPING OVER A FENCE P2- NANCY: I WONDER HOW SHEEP PUT THEMSELVES TO P3- NANCY IS IMAGINING A SHEEP LYING DOWN AND IMAGINING NANCY’S JUMPING OVER A FENCE.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 8,1971