I love putting frozen peas into bubbling soup because everything stops like they walked into a party and everyone turned to look at them.

Million dollar idea: Ask if I want to save my password after I know I’m in.

We’re thrilled to be joined by:
🎤 Sara Barron — As seen on Live at the Apollo (BBC), Would I Lie to You? (BBC), and 8 Out of 10 Cats (Channel 4)
🎤 @mariashehata.bsky.social — Featured on BBC Radio 4, Comedy Central, and Stand Up for Live Comedy (BBC)

London! Join me at the Phoenix Arts Club in SoHo on Feb 24th for my BBC Radio 4 stand up special taping! Get your tickets now!

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I was impressed!

The London Overground train I was on broke down for 2.5 hours without electricity and no one whined. They literally all kept calm and carried on.

No it was 4 hours. And wow 😮

My therapist cancelled on me twice in a row, and now I need to talk to her about how I think she hates me.

Thanks Cathy! 😊

UK! Catch me on Live at the Apollo on BBC 2 tonight (Nov 13th)! And London! I’ll be at the Hope Theatre performing my solo play this weekend! Link in bio

I’m a finalist in American Literary Review’s Essay Contest!

My mother never taught me Spanish.

When I tell my American and British friends I’m traveling to Paris

Is this typically British? A clip from my set on Live at the Apollo

I’m American and have been living in London for years, but this is why I’ll never be British! (Or Irish 🫠)

London! Tonight and tomorrow I’m bringing my solo play Wisdomless to the Hope Theatre as part of @camdenfringe.bsky.social 2 nights only!! July 30th and 31st 8:30pm. Tickets www.thehopetheatre.com/wisdomless

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Performing my solo play Wisdomless at @thehopetheatre.bsky.social as part of the @camdenfringe.bsky.social this Wednesday and Thursday at 8:30pm! Two nights only!! www.thehopetheatre.com/wisdomless

Wisdomless WIP @mariashehata.bsky.social
30-31 July at @thehopetheatre.bsky.social
Modern love. Ancient vows. One inadvertent leap into her parents’ footsteps.
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Watching Ginny and Georgia and one of the characters said “I’ve been from Everest to Mumbai and you’re the only place that feels like home” Which is sweet, but also only about a three hour flight.

That’s a wrap. Thank you all so so much for listening, writing & commenting, supporting our Patreon & coming out to shows. We appreciate it all so much. Be sure to follow @mariashehata.bsky.social & @lizmiele.bsky.social on social media & come see a live show!

If you don’t know this week’s episode is our last & it’s a doozy. @mariashehata.bsky.social goes to the ER and talks to real doctors! Listen now!

Well @mariashehata.bsky.social bought a stick shift car without fully remembering how to drive stick & that’s why we have less right now. @lizmiele.bsky.social words, not hers. New episode out now!

If you wanna write you should write but it’s a lot harder than you. Learn about @mariashehata.bsky.social writer retreat adventures!

Well @mariashehata.bsky.social finally started to learn how to drive in the UK and it’s going as well as we all thought. Full episode up now

What triggers mourning & sadness is so random. Newest episode about loss & grieving is out & new episode tomorrow @mariashehata.bsky.social @lizmiele.bsky.social

Thank you 🙏

I got a hot tea from Starbucks in 2017 that’s cool enough to drink now

Someone please do more research on the open mic experience.

Just watched a true crime documentary that ended with the song Take My Hand by Matt Berry, from his sitcom Toast of London. A sitcom theme song is an interesting way to end a story of a woman murdered by her fiancé. You know, “when it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.”