That's asking weigh to much.

Drive for show, putt for dough?

This also describes JD. Weird, huh?

Jesus this is fire. @keefknight.bsky.social

He's ONLY destroyed 100% of Iran's military? I hear it's actually 200%, 300% and even 1200%.

I hate being lied to as well. But I really hate that the dumbest dumb f**k ever elected thinks he's outsmarting us...

I guess they will inform Mango Mussolini AFTER his round of golf.

Trump: I have the best words. I'm fluid in English, American and many other languishes.

I train my dogs to NEVER lay around on the floor due to tripping hazard. I never tripped over a dog that's on the couch.

68% Wow. That's almost half.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Trump flirting with a communist? He did Nazi that coming.

MORE COWBELL!!!!!

So the guy that purchased $2 billion on the Trump family crypto scam is someone he doesn't even know. I mean seriously who remembers the person that forked over $2 billion. I don't bother remembering anyone under $100 billion.

I'm exhausted just looking at it.

I hope she gets professional help soon. She needs it.

Don't make me laugh...my circumcision reversal surgery is still healing. Laughing tears the stitches loose...

I walked up on the three of them and said," Hey, there's the Moron Triplets." They all shrieked back in unison, "WE'RE NOT TRIPLETS!!!"

Urine trouble now!!!

Uh, because the brain worm is still munching away.

I watched my alma mater's football game Saturday night. In the first half they ran 5 ICE recruitment ads promising $50,000 signing bonus, student loan forgiveness and great benefits. They basically have an unlimited recruiting budget. Your tax dollars at work.

Clients? Don't you mean pedophiles and rapists?

Seems about right. A dumbass with a fourth grade vocabulary draws at a third grade level.

Burial or cremation? Let's don't take any chances. Let's do both.

Cremation or burial? Let's don't take any chances. Let's do both.

Back in the ozone again.

Truly an American hero...

He's a hero...😀